IF THEY EVER FIND OUT - WE'RE DONE!
So here's the deal. It's Friday and we're like anyone else. After a long day of.......sleeping....eating....and drinking, we're ready for a night on the town. Come on! We all put our dues in! Anyway, did we tell you about the computer? Ok, so here's the deal... Our desktop, like blew up, and we've been posting from Starbucks the past few days - but our $5 per cup appettite for coffee has ended. We could keep cashing in food samps, but why should we do that when we can rent videos with them?
So here's the deal. Since it's Friday, and we got our check in the mail, we went out to a local "high class" place and they actually served us! We has Tappas (whatever that is!). Anyway, it was small portions which was supposed to be cool. We know that because the place was filled with gay guys and that is COOL! Besides, we were using a coupon from the paper and it gave us 25% off!
Afterwards we went to our favorite hangout and guess who was there? STEPHANIE! If you read the comments on this site you know who she is. If you don't read them - Shame on you! If we had a third seat on the bike, it would have been for Stephanie! Then - as if our night was not complete - Mike & Tonya arrived! Ok, who cares, but we do! Mike was in charge of our mail while we were on the ride and Tonya made him do it! We could not have done the whole show without the great support team here back home! They made it possible.. but, tomorrow is Saturday and who knows what will happen and who we'll see.....

Stacy enjoying being home & free beer! The "Sultan" and his free ($6) beer

Stephanie (and Jim) can't believe Kevin wants to do that! Mike & Tonya - They kept our mail - including the porn!
So here's the deal. Since it's Friday, and we got our check in the mail, we went out to a local "high class" place and they actually served us! We has Tappas (whatever that is!). Anyway, it was small portions which was supposed to be cool. We know that because the place was filled with gay guys and that is COOL! Besides, we were using a coupon from the paper and it gave us 25% off!
Afterwards we went to our favorite hangout and guess who was there? STEPHANIE! If you read the comments on this site you know who she is. If you don't read them - Shame on you! If we had a third seat on the bike, it would have been for Stephanie! Then - as if our night was not complete - Mike & Tonya arrived! Ok, who cares, but we do! Mike was in charge of our mail while we were on the ride and Tonya made him do it! We could not have done the whole show without the great support team here back home! They made it possible.. but, tomorrow is Saturday and who knows what will happen and who we'll see.....

Stacy enjoying being home & free beer! The "Sultan" and his free ($6) beer

Stephanie (and Jim) can't believe Kevin wants to do that! Mike & Tonya - They kept our mail - including the porn!

Hello stacy and the Sultan. We see your both out having a good time. If we said anything that offended you we thank you for it!
guy and cary.
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"So here's the deal." I know alot of you must be thinking, "What a shmuck." After all of Stephanie's postings about seeing these two apprehended, I just let them slip through my fingers?? No. I devised a far more cunning punishment for the two of them. What they so cleverly fails to mention is that, although we did meet them for drinks, we snuck out around ten..... and left them with the bill!!! It was pretty selfless on our part, really. We didn't "do it for the children" but for Ron and Wendy, Bob and Marie, Ramon & Gloria, Jason & Connie and every other couple across America who got conned into picking up the tab.
Victory is ours!!!
On a side note, we're working on getting an invite to their house so we can overstay our welcome and steal their car. (In honor of Guy and Cary we might even manage a fender bender)
To all the 'victims' out there, this one's for you!
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