THERE WAS A TIME WHEN PEOPLE LIKE US WERE INSTITUTIONALIZED!
WHAT? Look, it's not her fault. The prescription for the Viagra ran out and we didn't have enough money for gas to Mexico to get the generic! Stacy had no choice! She called 911 and let the Fire Department do the rest. They came "screaming" up to our house in their shiney red trucks, they were all about 25 years old and they were all built like bronze gods. Then she woke up. Sorry to disappoint you all, but this is a "G" (ok, "R") rated web site.
But, since Stacy was now WIDE awake (and so was Kevin) - we figured it was time to get up (even if it was only 10am). Since Stacy was covered in sweat, she took a shower while Kevin logged on to the web and once again discovered we hadn't won the PowerBall Lotto. That's fine, we're used to living with the disappointment, but we've been playing the same numbers afor 11 years, and with odds of only 1,000,000,000,000 to 1, you'd think just once we'd win at least the $1 price of the ticket back! Look, we're used to life in the double-wide - it's that careful watching of our finances that lets us afford nights out, but at least we should occasionally get our buck back!
Speaking of nights out, tonight we headed to Rancho Mirage for a few beers and dinner. It all went fine, except on the way there ws some guy from Rocky's Bail Bonds that recognized us and gave chase. Fortunately, we lost him, (Hemi Engine Baby!) so the night then had a cause to celebrate! The beer was cold, the food was hot and the other bar patrons were neither! That's okay because, for once, we were just out for the food & drink, not the "eye candy." (Believe us when we tell you that was a good plan tonight!) Anyway, tomorrow is "Hump Day," and in honor of it we plan to ....... all day! And then tomorrow night it's first day back to school for Kevin - pity his poor students, but you'll see all the consequences right here...
We thought firemen were supposed to put out fires! The "chase" was worth skipping bail!
If he eats fast, we can dine & dash before the bill comes. WHAT! - 10 beers & 2 burgers is more than $10!
But, since Stacy was now WIDE awake (and so was Kevin) - we figured it was time to get up (even if it was only 10am). Since Stacy was covered in sweat, she took a shower while Kevin logged on to the web and once again discovered we hadn't won the PowerBall Lotto. That's fine, we're used to living with the disappointment, but we've been playing the same numbers afor 11 years, and with odds of only 1,000,000,000,000 to 1, you'd think just once we'd win at least the $1 price of the ticket back! Look, we're used to life in the double-wide - it's that careful watching of our finances that lets us afford nights out, but at least we should occasionally get our buck back!
Speaking of nights out, tonight we headed to Rancho Mirage for a few beers and dinner. It all went fine, except on the way there ws some guy from Rocky's Bail Bonds that recognized us and gave chase. Fortunately, we lost him, (Hemi Engine Baby!) so the night then had a cause to celebrate! The beer was cold, the food was hot and the other bar patrons were neither! That's okay because, for once, we were just out for the food & drink, not the "eye candy." (Believe us when we tell you that was a good plan tonight!) Anyway, tomorrow is "Hump Day," and in honor of it we plan to ....... all day! And then tomorrow night it's first day back to school for Kevin - pity his poor students, but you'll see all the consequences right here...
We thought firemen were supposed to put out fires! The "chase" was worth skipping bail!
If he eats fast, we can dine & dash before the bill comes. WHAT! - 10 beers & 2 burgers is more than $10!
Stacy! Don't be a dirty whore! You've got two firemen?? That's two more than what I have, and if you were really a pal, you'd share!
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Glad to see that Stacy's fire was put out. Firemen don't bring all that hose for nothing. Anyway what's this about Kevin teaching a class? Does this mean he has a JOB???? Don't they know about his past episode where he ran around banging two erasers together leaving a cloud of chalk dust behind. Something about a hiding from a bill collector in the cloud. At least we have a face to go with the witty comments from Stephanie. Just remember Steph, royalties!
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No worries. The teaching gig isn't legit. Turns out he owes money to one of the professors over at the college(something about property damage?). So, to pay the guy back (not in cash, obviously) he's 'teaching' his classes over at the college. I went to one. Trust me, they're going to put a stop to it. They'll have to after those two girls who sat up front file suit.
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