WE HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, BUT WE DIDN'T POSSESS THE ABILITY!
NO POST FROM US YESTERDAY! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Here's what happened - and while it was intellectually interesting - it wasn't necessarily fun. We're sitting out at one of our favorite bars on Palm Canyon Drive (that's right - Palm Canyon Drive, Baby!) watching the tourists buying useless (and ugly) trinkets at the Street Fair when we got into a game of skill & cunning with each other. We started challenging each other to tossing jalapeno cheese poppers off the balcony to see how close we could come without hitting anyone. Well, if you're wondering, Stacy won because Kevin hit some fat lady from Iowa right on top of her head. Everyone thought it was pretty funny except her and the Palm Springs Police Department.
WE WERE ARRESTED! Something about being "Drunk & Disorderly." Total HOGWASH! We'll beat these bogus charges at trial, besides, the lady from Iowa bears some of the responsibility because her head was so big. We ended up wasting hours getting booked and printed when we could have been drinking. We couldn't get ahold of our bail bondsman right away because he was over in L.A. at some dive strip club getting a lap dance. When he finally did call back he was still pissed about the last time we skipped on him, so he took his sweet time getting back to Palm Springs to bounce us. We ended up spending hours in a holding cell waiting for him.
Actually the time in the cell wasn't that bad. The people we met in there were very interesting and taught us quite a few things. We have a new recipe for cooking Crystal Meth that doesn't use as much lighter fluid (Billy knows his chemistry!), we learned how to open any Kwikset or Baldwin door lock with just a paperclip (thanks "Doorman") and we now know how to open a condom package with our toes (special thanks to Ashawndra). All things considered, it was more than we learned in all five years of our combined public school education. Anyway, the bondsman finally showed up, we got sprung and we made some new friends in the process. It's Saturday and we're excited about tonight. Imagine how much fun we're gonna have with the new tricks we picked up as Riverside County inmates number PS-143542 and PS-143543...
In training for the jalapeno cheese popper contest! The Street Fair from the Balcony - see, not an easy task!
We wish we'd eaten before our night in slammer. He did nothing to help us but at least we have global waming
WE WERE ARRESTED! Something about being "Drunk & Disorderly." Total HOGWASH! We'll beat these bogus charges at trial, besides, the lady from Iowa bears some of the responsibility because her head was so big. We ended up wasting hours getting booked and printed when we could have been drinking. We couldn't get ahold of our bail bondsman right away because he was over in L.A. at some dive strip club getting a lap dance. When he finally did call back he was still pissed about the last time we skipped on him, so he took his sweet time getting back to Palm Springs to bounce us. We ended up spending hours in a holding cell waiting for him.
Actually the time in the cell wasn't that bad. The people we met in there were very interesting and taught us quite a few things. We have a new recipe for cooking Crystal Meth that doesn't use as much lighter fluid (Billy knows his chemistry!), we learned how to open any Kwikset or Baldwin door lock with just a paperclip (thanks "Doorman") and we now know how to open a condom package with our toes (special thanks to Ashawndra). All things considered, it was more than we learned in all five years of our combined public school education. Anyway, the bondsman finally showed up, we got sprung and we made some new friends in the process. It's Saturday and we're excited about tonight. Imagine how much fun we're gonna have with the new tricks we picked up as Riverside County inmates number PS-143542 and PS-143543...
In training for the jalapeno cheese popper contest! The Street Fair from the Balcony - see, not an easy task!
We wish we'd eaten before our night in slammer. He did nothing to help us but at least we have global waming
We are glad you are learning new things and making new friends. We know with your limited backgrounds and lessening amount of brain cells due to your drinking of alcohol like water you feel intimidated by others. Its nice to see your coming out of your social shells. Stephanie can't be your only friend, she probably has more important things to do than pretend to be nice to you two. Don't forget to be nice to your new friends you made in jail!!
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Wwe are so sorry to hear that you had been arrested and had to spend the evening in the slammer. We are heartbroken that you two innocent people were accused of a crime, but I did look you up Kevin, and saw that you did have a lengthly criminal record - alot more than Stacy's. We will keep in touch. Hopefully you two will refrain from commiting any more crimes. We cannot help but still love you both though.
guy and cary.
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