Come on - it's not that hard!  Cooking is highly overrated, both in the effort that goes into it and in it's application.  What's the big deal?  You just got mix up some stuff, put in the oven and eat it.  Besides - eating is biological act - not an art form or a hobby (well,  maybe it is a hobby for those larger members of the human species).  Anyway, with Stacy STILL out of town, I couldn't eat out since it's Tuesday and our check from  the county doesn't come until Friday.  Cook DINNER?  Big Deal.

First, I had to decide what to have.  Well, actually something came even before deciding what to cook - it was deciding what not to cook.  Lemme tell you all right now - what's in our freezer is scary!  Stacy buys some of the most peculiar stuff.  Anyway, I sorted through it all, "accidentally" threw some away, and finally decided on hot wings!  Look, they're not difficult - just clean 'em, put on some "secret" sauce (Tabascco and Frank's Red Hot Sauce) and bake 'em. 

Let's not forget the starch!  The USDA recommends a "well balanced" meal by selecting items from all parts of the food pyramid.  Tonight, I chose potatoes as my starch.  Lemme tell you this right now, when I think of potatoes, I think of quality potatoes - I think of ORE- IDA!  They are fast, they're tasty and they're nutricious.  I tossed a bag of 'em into the oven along with the wings and dinner was cooked.  Seeeee, it wasn't difficult at all - and it certainly didn't take watching a bunch of shows on some TV cooking channel.  So, with my biological need filled (one of them anyway), it's off to the airport to pick up Stacy.  Tomorrow we'll be back together and racking up felonies - stay tuned...

      
Into the disposal they go - an act for all humanity!                                               Ah, the ingrediants for success!

      
Healthy, nutricious and just 15 minutes at 450!                Cooking healthy isn't difficult - it's just common sense.