WHEN LIFE DEALS YOU LEMONS WE SAY USE THEM AS A "TWIST" IN GIN & TONIC!
So everything is almost back to normal here at home. Stacy made it back from visiting in Monterey, Kevin was commended for not completely destroying the trailer while she was gone and the D.A. has dropped the pending "lewd & lacivious behaviour" charges against both of us! We not exactly sure why the turnaround in the D.A.'s attitude, but it might have something to do with the "gift" membership we bought him in NMBLA (National Man-Boy Love Association) using his office address. Anyway, we're the "giving type," so we figured it was the least we could do.
Now with Stacy back in charge of the double-wide we've turned over new leaf. As a matter of fact, we've started holding prayer meetings around the trailer park and Kevin even sent away and got ordained as a minister through the mail. We actually are considering starting our own church since it seems pretty profitable, and the Bureau of Indian Affairs denied our application for a monthly stipend because of some minor technicality (like we're not Indian). Tomorrow we're headed to the the courthouse to file papers forming the "Church of the Gooey Death and Discount Auto Supply." You all can become members for just 12 easy monthly payments of only $15 dollars. Hell, if you double it, we'll make you a deacon!
As you can tell, we have alot going on and it's all good. Oh sure, we could dwell on the whole Indian Affairs thing, or the damage to our reputations because of the bogus legal charges, but why live in the negative? We read in the National Enquirer that people with positive outlooks on life live longer, healthier lives and the National Enquirer is never wrong (if they were they'd be sued ove the whole "Brad Pitt gives birth to Space Alien Crocidile Baby" story, right?). Tomorrow is Thursday - which you all know by now we call "Friday Eve" - so that's cause for celebration. We'll be out and about and you'll get to read the results right here...
The "Reverend" with his hand on the "Good Book" Trust us - this is the "Bible!"
Now this is how to take Communion! Temporary alter - It just seemed right!
Now with Stacy back in charge of the double-wide we've turned over new leaf. As a matter of fact, we've started holding prayer meetings around the trailer park and Kevin even sent away and got ordained as a minister through the mail. We actually are considering starting our own church since it seems pretty profitable, and the Bureau of Indian Affairs denied our application for a monthly stipend because of some minor technicality (like we're not Indian). Tomorrow we're headed to the the courthouse to file papers forming the "Church of the Gooey Death and Discount Auto Supply." You all can become members for just 12 easy monthly payments of only $15 dollars. Hell, if you double it, we'll make you a deacon!
As you can tell, we have alot going on and it's all good. Oh sure, we could dwell on the whole Indian Affairs thing, or the damage to our reputations because of the bogus legal charges, but why live in the negative? We read in the National Enquirer that people with positive outlooks on life live longer, healthier lives and the National Enquirer is never wrong (if they were they'd be sued ove the whole "Brad Pitt gives birth to Space Alien Crocidile Baby" story, right?). Tomorrow is Thursday - which you all know by now we call "Friday Eve" - so that's cause for celebration. We'll be out and about and you'll get to read the results right here...
The "Reverend" with his hand on the "Good Book" Trust us - this is the "Bible!"
Now this is how to take Communion! Temporary alter - It just seemed right!
Now it is the reverend Cochrane? Kooks, kooks, kooks,that is all I will say about that! They're kooks, but we still love 'em.
guy and cary.
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