SCARS ARE JUST TATOOS WITH MUCH BETTER STORIES!
Dawn Thursday (Friday Eve) and the clock radio is going off at 5:30am! YOU GOTTA BE FREAKIN' KIDDING! Nope - it's true! Stacy had to get up and head to the aero-port to catch an early morning flight up north to the state capital in Sac-ra-tomato! She's working with some friends to get a bill passed into law that would allow people like us to put our mobile homes in any subdivision anywhere, not just in trailer parks. Anyway, she'll be back late tonight and in the meantime she put our friends Lee & Cindy and Brad & Julie in charge of babysitting me!
Sooooo, let's see. I suggested we could all stay out of trouble if we showed up at one of our favorite bars on Palm Canyon Drive (OH YEAH - PALM CANYON DRIVE!) and drank quietly by ourselves. Well, it was a good plan, but none of us are very good at following plans. First off, we all dressed the same! Not kidding! We all seem to have the exact same excellent taste in clothing. We looked like attendees at a Sears Auto Center convention, but then things started going downhill REALLY fast.
A couple of women sat down near us and started tearing through their food like wolves though raw pork chops. Look, I'm not one to criticize people's body size - afterall, you know what they say, "nobody loves a fat woman, but oh how a fat woman loves...," but these were big ladies. Their rear ends looked like two 1956 Buicks fighting over a parking space! Anyway, we maybe said a few things louder than we should have, they overheard and the rest is history. They started throwing pizza rolls at us, we returned fire with some jalapeno-cheese poppers and then all Hell broke lose. By the time the Palm Springs P.D. arrived, it was all over but the shouting. So much for babysitting - and with Stacy back tonight we'll see what happens tomorrow, Friday, she's got a lot of catching up to do...
Nobody should book flights before noon! Lunch without Stacy is lunch with saturated fat!
Look out Sears - We are taking over! It wasn't pretty - but you gotta admire 500 lbs!
Sooooo, let's see. I suggested we could all stay out of trouble if we showed up at one of our favorite bars on Palm Canyon Drive (OH YEAH - PALM CANYON DRIVE!) and drank quietly by ourselves. Well, it was a good plan, but none of us are very good at following plans. First off, we all dressed the same! Not kidding! We all seem to have the exact same excellent taste in clothing. We looked like attendees at a Sears Auto Center convention, but then things started going downhill REALLY fast.
A couple of women sat down near us and started tearing through their food like wolves though raw pork chops. Look, I'm not one to criticize people's body size - afterall, you know what they say, "nobody loves a fat woman, but oh how a fat woman loves...," but these were big ladies. Their rear ends looked like two 1956 Buicks fighting over a parking space! Anyway, we maybe said a few things louder than we should have, they overheard and the rest is history. They started throwing pizza rolls at us, we returned fire with some jalapeno-cheese poppers and then all Hell broke lose. By the time the Palm Springs P.D. arrived, it was all over but the shouting. So much for babysitting - and with Stacy back tonight we'll see what happens tomorrow, Friday, she's got a lot of catching up to do...
Nobody should book flights before noon! Lunch without Stacy is lunch with saturated fat!
Look out Sears - We are taking over! It wasn't pretty - but you gotta admire 500 lbs!
Look all I said to her was to use a shovel instead of her spoon...I was trying to be helpful!!!! Really!!!Who would have known that she would take offense to it. I guess our baby sitting days are over as far as Stacy is concerned. But look on the bright side we didn't need bail money, right....I call that a job well done....
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That woman you took the photo of (and got into a fight with) has a rather large muffin rearend! We see you are up to no good again. The weekend is here so let the party begin. Talk to you soon.
love,
guy and cary.
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