So here's the deal:  It's Saturday (which is the morning after the night before) and we only got about ten hours of sleep last night, so we started the day a bit slow and cranky.  This was compounded by the fact that at noon (an un-Godly hour!)  the Fed-X guy was pounding on our door with a letter from some collection agency threatening to reposess our bass boat and outboard motor.  You know what?  We don't really care because we live in a freakin' desert and Kevin's fishing guide business never really took off anyway.   Let 'em take the boat back, it's not like they can make our credit any worse!

Speaking of credit, we're "tapped out" at a few of our favorite local hangouts, so until that check from the Lottery Commission comes through, we had to find a new place where they didn't know us and would open a tab.  We did, they did, and the rest is history.    We wandered Palm Canyon Drive (that's right, Palm Canyon Drive, Baby!) and found a new bar built into - NOT KIDDING - an abandoned McDonalds!  It was really cool, but kind weird ordering a Coors where we used to order a #1 with "supersized" fries.  Anyway, we hung there for awhile (drinking on our newly established tab) until we figured it was time to move on before they caught onto our scam.

The night then took a sideways turn when we remembered a regular hangout of ours where the bartender isn't so good with math and we figured we could "snow" him and get some free drinks.  Paydirt again folks!  We started in right away with the goal of draining the keg and were well on our way when the bartender produced a pocket calculator with an evil grin on his face.   He's taking accounting classes at college!  Lets just say what happened next wasn't pretty.  We'll leave it to your imagination, but he's 6'6" and a lean 235 lbs.   The people at Desert Regional Medical Center said that Kevin's injuries weren't serious, but he should take it easy for awhile.  It's  a good thing tomorrow is Sunday - NFL FOOTBALL BABY...

      
Let 'em reposess the bass boat - it barely floats anyway!                             We had 'em lined up with Brad & Julie

      
Sean is taking accounting - our bill wasn't pretty!                    The doctors say with bed rest Kevin should recover.