WE'RE DEFINITELY SWIMMING IN THE SHALLOW END OF THE GENE POOL!
It's not just Wednesday, not just "Humpday," but it's HOLLOW WEENIE! It's the only day of the year that school librarians and ministers' wives can dress like sluts (in public) and nobody starts signing petitions about them at the grocery store. WE LOVE IT!
"...oh look, isn't that the new third grade teacher? Nice ta-ta's!"
"WOW! Who would have ever guessed that Sister Lucille had legs like that? Nice garter belt - Jesus loves ya!"
"I bet that clerk at the natural food co-op bought that bustier on-line. You can't get vinyl like that locally, but she should've shaved her armpits!"
Halloween is ABSOLUTELY the best day of the year to people watch, and we save money too because we don't need to buy any pay-per-view porn. Look, we're no different than Jimmy Carter - we too suffer from "lust of the flesh" - only perhaps just a bit more. And if you want flesh, October 31 is definitely the day to be a hunter/gatherer. We couldn't wait until all the noisy little brat kids in their goofy Disney costumes quit banging on our trailer door begging for candy so we could get out on Palm Canyon Drive (Yeah Baby!) and begin the feast for our eyes.
It is NEVER a let down in Palm Springs - even if Halloween is in the middle of the week and people party a little less (not us). We hit all our regular bars and pubs and weren't disappointed. It was like being in whorehouse on payday next to a military base! WHEW! And all of these "adults" play nasty dress-up once a year to celebrate???? Oh yeah, we all have no idea, but it sure is fun and guess what? Tomorrow is Thursday - Friday Eve - so we're just gonna keep the party going...
SPECIAL HALLOWEEN BONUS - SIX PICTURES!
"PREPARE TO BE BOARDED!," Kevin "the Terrible" yelled. Stacy set a FINE example for Halloween youth!
Isn't that the Jr. High librarian? Hmmmmm, I thought she was a guidence counselor
Ahhh, Catholic nuns out for the evening! A pirate always makes them surrender the booty...
"...oh look, isn't that the new third grade teacher? Nice ta-ta's!"
"WOW! Who would have ever guessed that Sister Lucille had legs like that? Nice garter belt - Jesus loves ya!"
"I bet that clerk at the natural food co-op bought that bustier on-line. You can't get vinyl like that locally, but she should've shaved her armpits!"
Halloween is ABSOLUTELY the best day of the year to people watch, and we save money too because we don't need to buy any pay-per-view porn. Look, we're no different than Jimmy Carter - we too suffer from "lust of the flesh" - only perhaps just a bit more. And if you want flesh, October 31 is definitely the day to be a hunter/gatherer. We couldn't wait until all the noisy little brat kids in their goofy Disney costumes quit banging on our trailer door begging for candy so we could get out on Palm Canyon Drive (Yeah Baby!) and begin the feast for our eyes.
It is NEVER a let down in Palm Springs - even if Halloween is in the middle of the week and people party a little less (not us). We hit all our regular bars and pubs and weren't disappointed. It was like being in whorehouse on payday next to a military base! WHEW! And all of these "adults" play nasty dress-up once a year to celebrate???? Oh yeah, we all have no idea, but it sure is fun and guess what? Tomorrow is Thursday - Friday Eve - so we're just gonna keep the party going...
SPECIAL HALLOWEEN BONUS - SIX PICTURES!
"PREPARE TO BE BOARDED!," Kevin "the Terrible" yelled. Stacy set a FINE example for Halloween youth!
Isn't that the Jr. High librarian? Hmmmmm, I thought she was a guidence counselor
Ahhh, Catholic nuns out for the evening! A pirate always makes them surrender the booty...
Kevin-now we know where Johnny Depp got his inspiration for captain Jack. With pirates like these no wonder the Caribbean will never be safe to normal people. ARGH!!!
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