YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING!  It's Thursday - Friday Eve - normally a day and night for celebration!  But today it was not to be.  The day started bad with both of us coughing and sneezing!  Come on! - we live in desert - it's not like there's a "cold & flu season" in Palm Springs - it's 90 degrees today (Yeah, 90 degrees a week before Thanksgiving - it sucks to live here!).  We probably caught it from that exotic dancer (Estella Sinola) in Cabo - she seemed a bit sloppy with her kisses during Kevin's lapdances.  Anyway, we hit the ole' medicine cabinet and started chewing every pill and chugging every syrup we could find.  They didn't even make a dent in our symptoms, so we switched to stronger meds manufactured by the great distillers of the world and that did the trick baby!

After an hour or so we were feeling much better (the home remedies really are the best) so Stacy took a shower to get ready to go out.  That's when things just continued downhill.  It turns out that the beautiful tattoo she got in Mexico (cost us several hundred pesos!) was done with water paints!  Not kidding here folks - IT WASHED AWAY!  We should have been suspicious when the guy that did it (Juan Montana) said Crayola made the best tattoo inks, but who knew?  And to think Stacy was taking all those drugs (Xanax, Thorozine, Vicodin) for an infection that didn't even exist!  What a waste of good hallucinigenics!

This is why people become bitter, dress up in black sweatshirts with hoods and shoot up school buses with automatic large bore weapons using armour piercing 7 grain bullets while hiding behind some rose bushes at a busy intersection near a Dairy Queen in the mid-afternoon with the sun at their back.  Oh!...we've never considered that, just must have read it in the newspaper or something - never really gave it much thought.  Anyway, we're contacting the Mexican Embassy over in L.A. to see about filing a greiveance to get our money back - plus a little something extra for the emotional pain and suffering we've endured.  In the meantime, tomorrow is Friday, we're sure to have kicked this Mexican cold in the ass and then...

      
We tried these medications, but...                                                                   The home remedies really are the best!

      
Remember this FANTASTIC work of tattoo art?               WHAT A SCAM!  It was water paint!  We're filing a complaint!