DYING FROM NATURAL CAUSES IS FOR WIMPS!
FRIDAY! TGIF - and it couldn't have come at a better time. We love it when Friday starts the weekend. We rolled out of bed at the crack of noon, decided we wanted some adventure, packed our bags and headed for the airport. With our houseguest safely installed in our double-wide here in Palm Springs, we figured it was time to get outta town. We hacked the American Airlines computer at the airport and got tickets to Dallas. We figured we could pick a final destination once we were there - that is if we didn't want to just hang out in the airport for a few days.
As it turns out, the Dallas airport (DFW - Baby!) is filled with things to do. We wandered around for a few hours, drove a few of the complimentary carts through the concourse until we were caught, did a little Christmas shopping lifting at the Sharper Image store and even had dinner at one of the finer eating establishments. But in the end, it wasn't the kind of place we wanted to stay and vacation at for several days. So with our bellies full of overpriced undercooked food, we wandered the terminal and ended up on a midnight flight to New Orleans.
THE BIG EASY BABY! That's right - think French Quarter, think Cafe DuMonde, think Jackson Square, but most importantly, think BOURBON STREET! There is no more concentrated collection of bars, saloons and strip clubs anywhere else in the world. It's a wretched hive of scum and villiany, so for us it doesn't get any better than this. And to top it off, we have a night school educated Public Defender here that has sprung us from some of our worst legal nightmares, so we are armour plated! Since we got is so late it was hard to catch up drinking with everyone else, we tried, but tomorrow is Saturday and we'll have all day and night, so...
Hacking the computer to get tickets was the easy part! Nothing like airport food - Hello Dallas!
We had to leave DFW when Kevin stole this cart! Stacy loved the fact there were seats just for her!
As it turns out, the Dallas airport (DFW - Baby!) is filled with things to do. We wandered around for a few hours, drove a few of the complimentary carts through the concourse until we were caught, did a little Christmas shopping lifting at the Sharper Image store and even had dinner at one of the finer eating establishments. But in the end, it wasn't the kind of place we wanted to stay and vacation at for several days. So with our bellies full of overpriced undercooked food, we wandered the terminal and ended up on a midnight flight to New Orleans.
THE BIG EASY BABY! That's right - think French Quarter, think Cafe DuMonde, think Jackson Square, but most importantly, think BOURBON STREET! There is no more concentrated collection of bars, saloons and strip clubs anywhere else in the world. It's a wretched hive of scum and villiany, so for us it doesn't get any better than this. And to top it off, we have a night school educated Public Defender here that has sprung us from some of our worst legal nightmares, so we are armour plated! Since we got is so late it was hard to catch up drinking with everyone else, we tried, but tomorrow is Saturday and we'll have all day and night, so...
Hacking the computer to get tickets was the easy part! Nothing like airport food - Hello Dallas!
We had to leave DFW when Kevin stole this cart! Stacy loved the fact there were seats just for her!
California is once again safe for all to visit. Hurricane Stacy-Kevin has blown into New Orleans in an attempt to wreck havoc and mayhem on the unsuspecting folk of that fine city. (Why are havoc and mayhem always used in the same paragraph as Stacy and Kevin?) Only in America!!
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Gonna be in NOLA tomorrow for a job interview! Hope to see you guys
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Kevin we hope that when you boarded the plane that you did not put on the captains hat and try to fly the plane. We can see that your up to no good again and your silly antics. You both need to be on a strong medication. You're derainged, screwy, nutty and not quite right, but we can not help but love you both.
Have a safe weekend,
guy and cary.
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