What?  Oh yeah, it's THURSDAY!  This is the day when the weekend starts.  It's Friday Eve and always a welcome day in our life.  It started like it usually does - bright and early around 11A.M. when we rolled off the sofa sleeper, picked the empties up of the floor and checked outside to see if there were any suspicious looking cars cruising the trailer park (bill collectors!).   It's not just "another day," it's THURSDAY!

So here's the deal.   With the beginning of the weekend comes a responsibility.  It's the responsibility to party and celebrate - and we take our responsibilities seriously.   But since the county figured out our bogus social security numbers and cut off our weekly checks (we didn't think of them as Welfare, but rather as "stipends!"), it's been difficult coming up with the necessary cash to keep the alcohol flowing - that is until today!

It was stroke of genius, and we thought of it all by ourselves!   Why not pawn stuff for cash?   Not our stuff, and not other people's stuff, just stuff laying around that nobody in particular owns.  For example, we got $50 bucks for the lawn furniture set that was in front of the trailer park community building.  We got another $50 bucks for the bronze sundial from the park down the street.  Look, nobody owns those so it's not like we're stealing.  Okay, if you're so smart, what are the names of the people that own that stuff?  See?  Anyway, now we've got a steady source of cash flow, the pawnshop guy loves us and we're definitely up for a little celebrating...

      
Rocky is our new Best Friend!                                                                  With the cash comes a little afternoon treat!

      
What a rip-off!  These are the smallest cupcakes ever!                                     Hey!  We got the cash - Let's splurge!