KEVIN & STACY'S WORLWIDE ADVENTURES FOR BEER!: BEING ALONE WOULDN'T BE SO TOUGH IF THERE WERE OTHER PEOPLE HERE!

KEVIN & STACY'S WORLDWIDE ADVENTURES FOR BEER!

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WHO ARE WE & WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?
We are Stacy & Kevin from California and we're not really good at much except riding motorcycles, drinking beer and lying. Since about 2007 (when we became gainfully unemployed) we've ridden our Harley twice around the U.S. hoping that people who don't know us too well will buy us a beer, or two or three - or a pitcher, or two or three. That was about 11,000 miles each time and didn't work out very well. Next, we traveled around the entire world - literally "around" the whole f'ing earth - all 37,000 miles and that didn't work so well either. Now this summer (2011) we circled China since we've been declared "persona non-grata" in most Warsaw Pact and NATO countries. Now we're back riding around the U.S. hoping people have forgotten what we did to them last time. Folks, our lives are never what most people consider "normal" so check back daily and you'll be amazed at the shi-t we get into! You can also subscribe below for free and get email updates as new postings are made daily.
WE ALWAYS RIDE SAFE!

All kidding and joking aside, we NEVER drink and ride. We absolutey enjoy our beer (allot of it!) and we love motorcycle riding, but NEVER both at the same time. One drink and the bike is parked, locked and chained up for the day or night. We also encourage all of you - whether in a car or on a motorcycle - to not drink and drive. SERIOUSLY!
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KEVIN & STACY'S WORLWIDE ADVENTURES FOR BEER!: BEING ALONE WOULDN'T BE SO TOUGH IF THERE WERE OTHER PEOPLE HERE!

BEING ALONE WOULDN'T BE SO TOUGH IF THERE WERE OTHER PEOPLE HERE!

TUESDAY! - Rhymes with "BluesDay!" Check it out! What's so good about the day after Monday and HumpDay (Wednesday) Eve? Let's just say "NOTHING!" and leave it at that. The day is so sad, there's even a store named after Tuesday here in Palm Springs just to try and boost sales on days like today. But wait! It gets WORSE! Stacy is out of town and that means I've has been left unsupervised.

Okay, you all know that you should never leave a child without adult supervision. Christ, you shouldn't even leave a cat or a dog unattended. WHY IN THE HELL would Stacy EVER leave me without adult supervision? The last time she did this, I went into such a mental state that I'm still taking Oxycotin to recover. Well, actually I'm taking Oxycotin because I love the rush of "HillBilly Heroin," but that's beside the point.

The good news is that she left me with plenty to do. PLENTY! She got some toys to play with, some magazines to read and prepaid for hours of porn on the internet for me to watch. The toys? Well, it's actually only one, but it's a doll, so that should be fun! The magazines? Well, she got them under the counter at the local liquor store so you know what that's all about. BUT GUESS WHAT? Even with all this stuff I'm so depressed that I can only think of one thing to do - and it happens in a bar, so...