FRY - DAY!  And boy is my rear end ever in hot Wesson oil if I don't get everything here in the trailer cleaned up and put back where it belongs before Stacy gets home.  (Normally I like Wesson Oil, but I think Mazzola is better for your heart!)  She says she'll be here around 2pm, so that gives me an hour or so since I got up to put everything back to normal.  Look, it's not like I'm messy or anything - it's just that stuff happens when she's not around that is beyond my control (I'm the victim here!) and I need to get it all straightened out to avoid that whole counseling "thing" again (although the medication they put me on last time ROCKED!).

Anyway, I figure I should start the laundry first and clean up everything else while the clothes are swishing and swirling.  Actually, she'll never know I was wearing her panties if I can get them washed, dried and back in the dresser before she gets here.  And for the whites, I'll just hand wash those with Clorox disinfecting wipes.  In the meantime, it just seems like there is stuff to do here everywhere!  Oh, and then there's the whole toilet issue. 

Folks, how was I to know that you can't flush half of a three day old pepperoni pizza?  It seemed like a good idea at the time, but then again so did having the Dominos pizza delivery girl stay over (for the record - her ID said she was 19 - It's not my fault it was fake!).  All things considered, I think I did pretty good for the three days on my own.  I wasn't arrested (yet), we haven't been kicked out of the trailer park (yet), and the pizza girl isn't pregnant (yet!).  Sounds like a double celebration is in order tonight - I'm still alive and Stacy's COMING HOME!...

      
Fresh & Clean - Stacy will never know I wore her panties!                These disinfecting wipes work pretty darn good!

      
Never flush a pizza! - It took 20 minutes to unclog!              UH-OH!  Those aren't Stacy's! - Damn Pizza Delivery Girl!