IF PSYCHICS ARE SO SMART HOW COME THEY HAVE TO ASK YOUR NAME?
Here's the list: 1) It's Wednesday; 2) It's Humpday (YEAH!); 3) It's the day before Friday Eve; and 4) It's the day before we go to Mardis Gras! WHEW! That's allot of stuff. It's like...ah....like....ah...."Harmonic Convergence!" Yeah that's it! Definitely something in the stars! Trust us when we tell you that eight of the ten things the lady on the Psychic Hotline (only $3.99/minute - AMEX/VISA/MC accepted) told us came true!
Look, we're not trying to sell ya on living your life by the Zodiac, but it pretty much has worked for us and brought allot of success into our lives. For example, a week ago Kevin's horoscope in Parade Magazine said it was a bad time to change careers! That could not have been more true. Because of that, he spent the week laying on the sofa/sleeper watching Oprah instead of looking for a job and we just read it the paper that a bicyclist was hit by a delivery truck. IF KEVIN HAD CHANGED CAREERS AND STARTED DRIVING A TRUCK THAT COULD'VE BEEN HIM! And he doesn't need another moving violation on his revoked Louisiana drivers license or he's never gonna be able to cash checks at the RanchMart again!
You may laugh at us, or scoff, or throw rocks, or even spray paint those nasty words on our trailer like that bitch from space #27 does; but this mystic stuff really works! For example, we used Feng Sh-Wii to rearrange our trailer for optimum Nintendo playing and Stacy now holds the Wii record for tackles playing "Madden 08!" We also heard that Pluto was in Capricorn, so the next time we're partying with Capricorn (or her sister RaShawndra for that matter) we'll definitely be using safe sex because that Pluto guy - he's such a dog! Folks, it all boils down to just a matter of belief - and right now we believe Kevin has Scorpio rising, and since it's HumpDay...
Kevin's horoscope said not to change careers! It could've been him driving the truck if he'd changed careers!
HEY! She looks like that bitch that lives in space #27! Pluto in Capricorn? Hope they used safe sex!
Look, we're not trying to sell ya on living your life by the Zodiac, but it pretty much has worked for us and brought allot of success into our lives. For example, a week ago Kevin's horoscope in Parade Magazine said it was a bad time to change careers! That could not have been more true. Because of that, he spent the week laying on the sofa/sleeper watching Oprah instead of looking for a job and we just read it the paper that a bicyclist was hit by a delivery truck. IF KEVIN HAD CHANGED CAREERS AND STARTED DRIVING A TRUCK THAT COULD'VE BEEN HIM! And he doesn't need another moving violation on his revoked Louisiana drivers license or he's never gonna be able to cash checks at the RanchMart again!
You may laugh at us, or scoff, or throw rocks, or even spray paint those nasty words on our trailer like that bitch from space #27 does; but this mystic stuff really works! For example, we used Feng Sh-Wii to rearrange our trailer for optimum Nintendo playing and Stacy now holds the Wii record for tackles playing "Madden 08!" We also heard that Pluto was in Capricorn, so the next time we're partying with Capricorn (or her sister RaShawndra for that matter) we'll definitely be using safe sex because that Pluto guy - he's such a dog! Folks, it all boils down to just a matter of belief - and right now we believe Kevin has Scorpio rising, and since it's HumpDay...
Kevin's horoscope said not to change careers! It could've been him driving the truck if he'd changed careers!
HEY! She looks like that bitch that lives in space #27! Pluto in Capricorn? Hope they used safe sex!
We missed ya, ya silly bastards ya. What have ya been up to? We have been behind, trying to catch to you ya prick ya. We see you two have not changed one damm bit,y a flaky bastards, but we still cannot help but love you two!
Have a great time in the land of the Cajun queens!
guy and cary.
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