WEDNESDAY!  You know what's coming - IT'S HUMPDAY! - and you all know what that means.  Not only is it the middle of the week and we're "over the hump," but we take things literally here in Palm Springs so it also means that we get to stay on the sofa-sleeper all of the day and...  Okay, okay, maybe not all day, (because we need to go to the Walmart pharmacy and get more of those blue pills), but at least most of the day!

Speaking of Walmart, did you know that on Wednesdays they reprice all the slow moving merchandise?   As much as we like Walmart as a Company, and admire it as an excellent corporate citizen, we like it even more on Wednesdays!  So here's the deal - SWISS MISS COCOA!  Oh, we are talking MAJOR DEAL TIME here folks.  Okay, not kidding - 25 cents a BOX!  Do you realize the street value of this stuff once we cut it down with baking soda and repackage it in "dime bags?"  Trust us, once you go Swiss Miss you never go back!  We're gonna make so much more off of this then we did selling the out of date cans of Cheese Whiz for the Freon buzz!

There is a problem with our plan though, but it's one that is easily overcome.  Security Cameras!  They have security cameras in the parking lot at Walmart so our sales of Swiss Miss to local junkies will all be on video.  HA, but they didn't count on a quick squirt of spray paint (bought at Walmart for 99 cents!) in the lens, did they?  Whaddya expect from a company headquartered in Arkansas - intellectual brilliance?  We only expect them to be our "low price leader," and they never disappoint.   Now with our Swiss Miss profits we've got enough to buy a round or two tonight and celebrate at some seedy Palm Canyon Drive (you got it - PALM CANYON DRIVE , BABY!) bar...

      
We just do what the signs tell us!                                  Do you realize the street value of this when we cut it down?

      
Security cameras are never a problem to overcome.          Spray paint is only 99 cents at Walmart and works GREAT!