EVERYTHING IN LIFE IS JUST A MATTER OF THE RIGHT PAPERWORK!
It's WEDNESDAY! - HUMPDAY! You all know what you gotta do today! We did! - and we'll probably do it again! - maybe this time even with each other! Oh, COME ON! You are all such prudes! LIGHTEN UP! Okay, it really means that it's halfway through the week and we're "over the hump." SEE, now wasn't our interpretation better? Sometimes you gotta just use your left brain!
Speaking of using brains, we just got dental insurance from some company that doesn't know we both have hoof & mouth disease. If they had known, they never would have issued the policy, but we lied on the application and then went ahead and enrolled us. Anyway, we got the paperwork and it's all in Chinese! NOT KIDDING! The letter from them is in Chinese - good thing we paid the premium with a bad check, huh?
Since a lot of our checks have been, ah...er...ah...bouncing lately, we decided to have a yard sale this weekend. You know, sell some useless stuff and raise a little cash. In Palm Springs it turns out that you have to appear before the Mayor and request a Yard Sale License. NOT KIDDING AGAIN! We had to ride the bus (SunLine ROCKS!), down to City Hall, meet with the Mayor and pay $18 bucks for the license! Since the whole idea was to get some cash, we had to pay with another bad check! Look, they'll never know before we have the sale anyway, so then what are they gonna do - arrest us for having an illegal yard sale? Speaking of sales, we're gonna wander over to our favorite bar tonight and see if they have a month-end sale on beer...
See where it says we get free root canals!? Kevin is always scared when he goes to a government office!
A quick meeting with Mayor F-Head! YEAH! More paperwork! Now we can sell shit in our yard!
Speaking of using brains, we just got dental insurance from some company that doesn't know we both have hoof & mouth disease. If they had known, they never would have issued the policy, but we lied on the application and then went ahead and enrolled us. Anyway, we got the paperwork and it's all in Chinese! NOT KIDDING! The letter from them is in Chinese - good thing we paid the premium with a bad check, huh?
Since a lot of our checks have been, ah...er...ah...bouncing lately, we decided to have a yard sale this weekend. You know, sell some useless stuff and raise a little cash. In Palm Springs it turns out that you have to appear before the Mayor and request a Yard Sale License. NOT KIDDING AGAIN! We had to ride the bus (SunLine ROCKS!), down to City Hall, meet with the Mayor and pay $18 bucks for the license! Since the whole idea was to get some cash, we had to pay with another bad check! Look, they'll never know before we have the sale anyway, so then what are they gonna do - arrest us for having an illegal yard sale? Speaking of sales, we're gonna wander over to our favorite bar tonight and see if they have a month-end sale on beer...
See where it says we get free root canals!? Kevin is always scared when he goes to a government office!
A quick meeting with Mayor F-Head! YEAH! More paperwork! Now we can sell shit in our yard!
Yard Sale-great idea. You could unload some of your commemorative NASCAR plates and Franklin Mint die cast miniatures ( the ones with REAL rubber tires and moving doors). Used undies go for a premium (sorry Kevin, only Stacy's will sell no matter how many times you use the Tide Stick). And considering your neighbors, sell some of the dirt from your yard making it a real "yard sale". Don't forget some Coors Light from the Palm Springs Beer Store to help smooth the customers. Good Luck and keep smiling.
Wendy and Ron
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You people are mad! Where in the love of Pete do you come up with these ideas for amusement? You're getting loonier all the time, but you know what, we still cannot help but love you two.
The weekend is coming up, have a great time.
guy and cary.
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