DON'T BOTHER BUYING A NEW PARTY DRESS - IT'LL JUST GET RIPPED AND STAINED WHEN WE PLAY STRIP LAWN DARTS!
THU - THU - THURSDAY! It's hard to say that without stuttering - but then again it is GREAT exercise for the tongue - and God knows we want strong tongues! We've heard that building muscle is all about protein intake, creatine balance and maintaining a 70% max heart rate. Well, that's what we've heard, but what we believe is that a person should pretty much eat only "empty" carbs (if they're empty then there's no calories, right?), stay away from expensive supplements (they just drain your wallet) and let your heart rate go as fast as internet porn can make it beat!
WHOA! Talk about Attention Deficit Syndrome! How'd we start out talking about tongues and end up talking about porn? - oh yeah, same thing, right? But what we should have been telling ya is that we're hosting a party here at the trailer park this weekend and we've been working on the details all day. Kevin went over to the Palm Springs Woman's Club to invite 'em all, primarily because he liked the odds, but mostly because we're gonna be playing strip Twister at the party. They loved the idea, but he didn't know the average age of the membership was 73 - It's not gonna be pretty!
In the meantime, Stacy hopped on the bus (SunLine, BABY!) and went to the Super-Value Mart to stock up. She not only got plenty of beer and chips (out of date, but COME ON, it was half price!), she also found some fun party games and even got cleaning supplies so we can get the trailer looking sharp. Folks, when we throw a party we go all out - and we think the people we invite appreciate that (well, at least the one's that don't get arrested). Anyway, after all this work we've worked up quite a thirst, so we're off to find some alcoholic refreshment, invite some more people and hopefully find a reason to use our strong tongues...
Kevin invited the whole club! - Naked Twister, BABY! Stacy got plenty of "Urine Gone" to clean up our trailer!
What a GREAT party game! TATOR MITTS! Of course there's always the old standby - Mazola Wrestling!
WHOA! Talk about Attention Deficit Syndrome! How'd we start out talking about tongues and end up talking about porn? - oh yeah, same thing, right? But what we should have been telling ya is that we're hosting a party here at the trailer park this weekend and we've been working on the details all day. Kevin went over to the Palm Springs Woman's Club to invite 'em all, primarily because he liked the odds, but mostly because we're gonna be playing strip Twister at the party. They loved the idea, but he didn't know the average age of the membership was 73 - It's not gonna be pretty!
In the meantime, Stacy hopped on the bus (SunLine, BABY!) and went to the Super-Value Mart to stock up. She not only got plenty of beer and chips (out of date, but COME ON, it was half price!), she also found some fun party games and even got cleaning supplies so we can get the trailer looking sharp. Folks, when we throw a party we go all out - and we think the people we invite appreciate that (well, at least the one's that don't get arrested). Anyway, after all this work we've worked up quite a thirst, so we're off to find some alcoholic refreshment, invite some more people and hopefully find a reason to use our strong tongues...
Kevin invited the whole club! - Naked Twister, BABY! Stacy got plenty of "Urine Gone" to clean up our trailer!
What a GREAT party game! TATOR MITTS! Of course there's always the old standby - Mazola Wrestling!
These things you people come up with, we would love to play naked Twister with your neighbors in the trailer park. Another thing I never realized was that I never knew they made a "Urine Gone" - that would solve a lot of problems when those old chicks from the Women's Club have an accident on your furniture. Well you know what we always say, we cannot help but love you two. Have a great weekend - we know you always do!
guy and cary.
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