Can it be?  Is it true? OH YEAH BABY! - FRIDAY!  It just doesn't get any better than this - well except maybe Saturday - but right now we're talkin' FRIDAY!  Okay, so TGIF all you acronym junkies - and your momma too!  Speaking of mommas, that reminds us of MILF's (more acronyms), which reminds us of last night (Friday Eve), which reminds us of....well...er....ah....it reminds us to keep our mouths shut and live through our memories.

Folks, last night was all about beer, vinyl blow up dolls, more beer, four battery operated devices (we use a car battery for that extra "umph!"), even more beer and an experience involving three women tourists from the midwest that none of us will ever forget.  We'll just let your imaginations run wild with that one, but trust us, if you could really imagine it then you need professional counseling!  Nobody should be able to dream this stuff up that isn't institutionalized.

YO!  Since we're on the topic of institutions, we spent a little time in one early this morning.  Oh yeah, we're talking Tulane Medical Center, Baby!  Kevin had an encounter with the NOPD (we're on an acronym high!) last night after we were all kicked out of the tourists' hotel room.  Without going into details, lets just say that when that cop taser'd him in the genitals he screamed like Cherokee Indian on a whiskey raiding party!  The doctor said that the involuntary twitching will go away in a few days, but the burn marks will probably be there forever.  Hey, the way we see it, it's a conversation piece now.  Besides, the twitching is an added bonus and will help us save on car batteries!  It's all good, it's Friday and we're dying to mix the pain killers he got with some alcohol - just to see what happens...

      
Pam at Acme Oyster NEVER calls the NOPD on us!             These guys may be old, but AARP gets 'em GREAT drugs!

      
If you can pronounce this then you have a GREAT tongue!                           Stacy with her usual "catch" of firemen!