IF GLOBAL WARMING MELTS THE POLAR ICE CAP WILL PENGUINS WEAR SLEEVELESS TUXEDOS?
SATURDAY! Don't lie - you know you love it! And in between all the barking and yelping you know you wanna scream it. We admit it, we're screamers - now don't you be shy - scream it too! SATURDAY! Okay, so we get a little carried away, but it is DEAD CENTER in the weekend and what could be better than that? Well okay, free internet porn is better, but otherwise nothing beats waking up hungover on Saturday and knowing that, 1) you don't have to go to work, and; 2) you can get drunk all over again in just a few hours.
But there is a serious issue we have to discuss here and it was invented by Al Gore (his wife's name is "Tipper" - think she's a partier?). We're talking about Global Warming, and while we used to be in favor of it so we could wear our swimsuits more often (Kevin has a new thong by the way), but now we're against it. Apparently the 0.3 of a degree that the average temperature has risen over the past decade is laying waste to the world barley crops. Okay, BARLEY IS THE MAIN INGREDIENT IN BEER! We have to stop Global Warming NOW! This is an absolute crisis!
Folks, if there is a beer shortage our lives are over! Come on, the name of this website is "Riding4Beer" for Christ's sake! We leave on the Riding4Beer World Tour in just a few weeks (shameless self-promotion) and the prospect of no beer sorta makes the whole trip pointless. And while we continue our paranoid ranting about Global Warming, what about Continental Drift? We're against that too and we say STOP PLATE TECTONICS NOW! It's probably those damn dolphins that everybody just had to save that are pushing the continents closer. Asshole Flipper! Anyway, with the continents getting closer and possibility of a worldwide beer shortage we're not wasting any time and the drinking starts now...
He's the asshole that invented Global Warming! He probably is behind Continental Drift too!
SEE! We weren't kidding - this is a CRISIS!
But there is a serious issue we have to discuss here and it was invented by Al Gore (his wife's name is "Tipper" - think she's a partier?). We're talking about Global Warming, and while we used to be in favor of it so we could wear our swimsuits more often (Kevin has a new thong by the way), but now we're against it. Apparently the 0.3 of a degree that the average temperature has risen over the past decade is laying waste to the world barley crops. Okay, BARLEY IS THE MAIN INGREDIENT IN BEER! We have to stop Global Warming NOW! This is an absolute crisis!
Folks, if there is a beer shortage our lives are over! Come on, the name of this website is "Riding4Beer" for Christ's sake! We leave on the Riding4Beer World Tour in just a few weeks (shameless self-promotion) and the prospect of no beer sorta makes the whole trip pointless. And while we continue our paranoid ranting about Global Warming, what about Continental Drift? We're against that too and we say STOP PLATE TECTONICS NOW! It's probably those damn dolphins that everybody just had to save that are pushing the continents closer. Asshole Flipper! Anyway, with the continents getting closer and possibility of a worldwide beer shortage we're not wasting any time and the drinking starts now...
He's the asshole that invented Global Warming! He probably is behind Continental Drift too!
SEE! We weren't kidding - this is a CRISIS!
I like your thinking-drink beer and save the world! Do you have a red cape and a big "S" on your chest? Keep smiling and have fun!
Ron and Wendy
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Barley shortage? If they stop brewing beer I am going to jump off the bridge! I could not live without my Michelob ultra for Christ sakes. All of this debauchery, I do not know what it means, but I don't like the way it sounds. Have a festive weekend you silly bastards, and remember, we cannot help but love you two.
guy and cary.
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