KEVIN & STACY'S WORLWIDE ADVENTURES FOR BEER!: WE MAY BE THE LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR, BUT AT LEAST WE CAN DO FRACTIONS!

KEVIN & STACY'S WORLDWIDE ADVENTURES FOR BEER!

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WHO ARE WE & WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?
We are Stacy & Kevin from California and we're not really good at much except riding motorcycles, drinking beer and lying. Since about 2007 (when we became gainfully unemployed) we've ridden our Harley twice around the U.S. hoping that people who don't know us too well will buy us a beer, or two or three - or a pitcher, or two or three. That was about 11,000 miles each time and didn't work out very well. Next, we traveled around the entire world - literally "around" the whole f'ing earth - all 37,000 miles and that didn't work so well either. Now this summer (2011) we circled China since we've been declared "persona non-grata" in most Warsaw Pact and NATO countries. Now we're back riding around the U.S. hoping people have forgotten what we did to them last time. Folks, our lives are never what most people consider "normal" so check back daily and you'll be amazed at the shi-t we get into! You can also subscribe below for free and get email updates as new postings are made daily.
WE ALWAYS RIDE SAFE!

All kidding and joking aside, we NEVER drink and ride. We absolutey enjoy our beer (allot of it!) and we love motorcycle riding, but NEVER both at the same time. One drink and the bike is parked, locked and chained up for the day or night. We also encourage all of you - whether in a car or on a motorcycle - to not drink and drive. SERIOUSLY!
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KEVIN & STACY'S WORLWIDE ADVENTURES FOR BEER!: WE MAY BE THE LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR, BUT AT LEAST WE CAN DO FRACTIONS!

WE MAY BE THE LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR, BUT AT LEAST WE CAN DO FRACTIONS!

MUN-DAY! Oh yeah, and we rolled right off the sofa-sleeper around noon and started the day refreshed and vibrant - NOT! Noon? You gotta be kidding - that's practically in the middle of the night for us! The reality is that we unstuck our faces from the dried pizza sauce (Chef Boy-Ardee!) on our pillows, crawled through the crushed beer cans on the trailer floor and sat in the shower until the hot water ran out (cheap-ass 25 gallon water heater!).

Last night it was our turn to host the monthly trailer park "Movie Night" and we didn't get everyone to leave until around 4am. Actually, Sabreenia never did leave. She just passed out in the kitchen and was still there this morning when her pimp ("Jay-Zee") came pounding on our door. We didn't appreciate being jarred awake by his yelling and banging, but we understand that he has a business to run and just like GE, "people are his most important asset!" Come on - IT'S CAPITALISM! This is America!

Since we had to get up to answer the door anyway, we just stayed up and started cleaning. We love hosting the parties, but cleaning (dis-infecting) our trailer the next day is terrible! It's a wonder the EPA doesn't classify it as a SuperFund toxic cleanup site. We won't describe the mess, but if you just think large intestine you will pretty much have the image. Folks, it's only 42 days until we leave on the Riding4Beer World Tour (continued self-promotion - we are shameless! - June 10 by the way), and since we'll be gone all Summer, we've volunteered to host three more trailer park events in the next month. We're not sure that our trailer will survive them, but if it doesn't we'll just get another one from FEMA (this is our third!). After all this cleaning we're ready to party again. Now what was Jay-Zee's pager number?...