A PENNY SAVED IS A PENNY YEARNED!
MONDAY! Okay, so the post is a little late today but there's a reason. We didn't do it earlier! See, a very good reason and one that you can't argue with. But aside from that, we actually are posting late because we had a VERY busy day. In addition to standing in line for hours at the free clinic to pick up our medications (court ordered), we spent the rest of the day checking out some deals we read about in the PennySaver. Okay, you may laugh, but did you know that a recent study listed the ads in the PennySaver as being written at a 6th grade level while the articles in the Los Angeles Times are written at a 5th grade level? Who needs high school?
Folks, we don't often tell others how to live their lives, and it's rare that we offer advice to anyone, but we're making an exception in this case. If you aren't a regular reader of the PennySaver your life isn't complete. When asked what we missed the most on the 2008 Riding4Beer World Tour we both agree it was reading the PennySaver, watching internet porn and listening to our Brittany Spears CD's.
When was the last time you thought to yourself, "where can I get an AKC registered beagle and a 1972 AMC Gremlin that needs a battery." The answer is the PennySaver! To hell with regular newspaper classified ads, and just who is that Craig guy anyway and why does he have lists on the internet? Look, eBay isn't bad, but it's not the Home Shopping Network and with both of those you still have to wait for your stuff to be mis-delivered by the post office. PennySaver? Instant gratification, baby - just like drinking a cold six-pack of Budweiser...

Read it with a pen - you'll wanna circle allot of ads! A diploma in 4 weeks! Kevin spent 6 years in high school!

A toilet seat & a word processor - matched set? $59 bucks and hour and Green Card ok? We want that job!
Folks, we don't often tell others how to live their lives, and it's rare that we offer advice to anyone, but we're making an exception in this case. If you aren't a regular reader of the PennySaver your life isn't complete. When asked what we missed the most on the 2008 Riding4Beer World Tour we both agree it was reading the PennySaver, watching internet porn and listening to our Brittany Spears CD's.
When was the last time you thought to yourself, "where can I get an AKC registered beagle and a 1972 AMC Gremlin that needs a battery." The answer is the PennySaver! To hell with regular newspaper classified ads, and just who is that Craig guy anyway and why does he have lists on the internet? Look, eBay isn't bad, but it's not the Home Shopping Network and with both of those you still have to wait for your stuff to be mis-delivered by the post office. PennySaver? Instant gratification, baby - just like drinking a cold six-pack of Budweiser...
Read it with a pen - you'll wanna circle allot of ads! A diploma in 4 weeks! Kevin spent 6 years in high school!
A toilet seat & a word processor - matched set? $59 bucks and hour and Green Card ok? We want that job!

You're right, reading that PennySaver, drinking a couple 6 packs of ice cold Budweiser, what more could you ask for? You two really know how to live life to the fullest! We want to be just like you two silly bastards. We heard there was going to be a big ticker tape parade in Palm Springs to honor you kooks back home. Remember the saying, we cannot help but love you both.
guy and cary.
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