IT MAY NOT BE AGE APPROPRIATE BUT WHOEVER SAID THAT WE WERE APPROPRIATE?
TWO-ZZZZ-DAYE! (Hukd on Foniks werkd for us!). Hey everybody! It's Humpday Eve, and even though Tuesday is the ghetto day of the week, there's always something good in every day. For example, last Tuesday our trailer park got approved as Section 8 housing so now we can use those assistance credits we got last year using that "other" Social Security number we bought from that guy in the park. Well today was no different and we got two free matinée movie passes for getting our oil changed at Speedy Lube. Okay, it wasn't our oil (or even our car), but we're sure the owner will appreciate our concern for his vehicle and we're also sure he'll never leave it parked outside of the RanchMart with the engine running again either!
But let's not dwell on the technicalities of what constitutes Grand Theft Auto. Let's talk about the movies! As you all know we just completed the 2008 Riding4Beer World Tour and part of that journey was crossing Siberia. It took us over a week and we did it all by train - the TransSiberian Express as a matter of fact - but did you know that there's a movie out called "TransSiberian" and it stars Woody Harrelson? Neither did we, (and judging from the other three people in the theater neither does most of America) and so we figured that for the sake of comparing our experience with Hollywood's ideas we should use our free tickets this afternoon and see it.
Okay, after spending two and a half hours in a dark room with three total strangers and with our feet sticking to the chewing gum on the floor we don't recommend that you get your oil changed to see this movie. Look, we're accustomed to seeing really good movies (videos actually) with total strangers and with our feet sticking to the floor, but those usually only last 3 or 4 minutes and then we have to put in another quarter. Maybe we're just not the Siskel & Eibert type, but this movie had no nude scenes, no gratuitous sex and only minimal violence - OH, and it had a plot! After over two and a half hours of having to actually listen to dialog we need a beer, or ten...
The movie actually came with a program! The tickets were a "Bargai" - they couldn't afford the "n!"
The REAL TransSiberian - YEAH BABY! Okay, why didn't they show this sh_t in the movie?
But let's not dwell on the technicalities of what constitutes Grand Theft Auto. Let's talk about the movies! As you all know we just completed the 2008 Riding4Beer World Tour and part of that journey was crossing Siberia. It took us over a week and we did it all by train - the TransSiberian Express as a matter of fact - but did you know that there's a movie out called "TransSiberian" and it stars Woody Harrelson? Neither did we, (and judging from the other three people in the theater neither does most of America) and so we figured that for the sake of comparing our experience with Hollywood's ideas we should use our free tickets this afternoon and see it.
Okay, after spending two and a half hours in a dark room with three total strangers and with our feet sticking to the chewing gum on the floor we don't recommend that you get your oil changed to see this movie. Look, we're accustomed to seeing really good movies (videos actually) with total strangers and with our feet sticking to the floor, but those usually only last 3 or 4 minutes and then we have to put in another quarter. Maybe we're just not the Siskel & Eibert type, but this movie had no nude scenes, no gratuitous sex and only minimal violence - OH, and it had a plot! After over two and a half hours of having to actually listen to dialog we need a beer, or ten...
The movie actually came with a program! The tickets were a "Bargai" - they couldn't afford the "n!"
The REAL TransSiberian - YEAH BABY! Okay, why didn't they show this sh_t in the movie?
Unbelievable! You silly bastards just do not quit. You both have our seal of approval though. The trailer park life - you have to quit bragging and taunting us. Just because you live in a trailer park does not mean that you're better than us, so do not think you are. We hope your having a great time and remember, we cannot help but love you two.
guy and cary.
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