WEDNESDAY - HUMPDAY!  This is it!  It's the middle of the week, we're over the hump, it's time to h_mp, YEAH, BABY!  Okay, perhaps that was a bit too much exuberance but COME ON, it's Wednesday!  Okay, we can see that you'll never make the cheerleading squad so onto the news of the day.  We were surfing the internet (looking for new porn sites and also for that stripper's email address that gave us the 10% discount coupons) and we came across a news story of significant importance - especially to us .  CLOWN SEX!  Oh yeah, Baby!

So here's the deal.  Some local dumbsh_t clown (with the name of "Trim-Trim" NOT KIDDING!) was arrested and convicted of some weirdo child sex stuff.  Geeeee, what a f'ing surprise that someone named "Trim-Trim" would have any interest in kiddie nookie.  We know somebody else named "Trim-Trim," but she's the stripper that has the discount coupons (that's how we found out about the clown - Google search!) and her name is entirely appropriate!  Seriously, even we wouldn't hire a clown named "Trim-Trim" for a kid's party - Hell, we wouldn't even invite him over for a hot tub party at the trailer park! 

Look, we're all for having a little (allot) of fun - and on a regular and sustained basis - but if our counterparties (that's the "college word" for "other people") still drive Big Wheels and eat food products from Gerber we're just not there mentally!  Hanging out at the Junior Miss section in the Mall at Lane Bryant just doesn't sound fun.  You know what does sound fun?  Hanging out in bars, talking dirty to people that can legally vote (assuming they're not convicted felons and then why would we want to talk to them?) and drinking way too much beer.  Speaking of drinking beer...

      
Stacy was shocked at what she read!                                         We were looking for a stripper with a similar name!

      
Now just what would make you think he's a pervert?      It's all good, we just don't hangout in the Jr. Miss section!