SATURDAY!  (pronounced "sat - HER - day").  The word is from the Greek root that means "to sit," or "sat" and the "her" and "day" parts are obvious.  It means literally that "she sat all day!"  Look, we're not that smart when it comes to numbers and science book learning stuff, but words is what we do best.  Oh yeah, we're talkers alright, and that's a skill that comes in handy when we're trying to hustle free drinks from bartenders or free squeezers from down on their luck strippers.

Let's see, last night was Friday night and, and, and.....let's just say it was an interesting time here in ol' Palm Springs (say it with us, "PALM SPRINGS, BABY!").  We started the evening at one bar where we were cut off by 6pm.  Actually, we don't think it was drinking issue, we think that we offended the manager's girlfriend.  She's from that country north of us and she also needs to probably be on a first name basis with Jenny Craig.  Anyway, her backside is so big that we started calling her "Little Canada" (it was all in good fun and even her boyfriend was laughing), but apparently when we asked her if she wanted to play "Hungry Hungry Hippo" that crossed some unknown line in the sand.

Okay, so maybe we'd had a few beers, but come on - HE CUT US OFF!  Well, he's gonna have a hell of a time collecting our bill that we charged on some tourist's Mastercard (helpful hint: remember that when you travel you shouldn't leave your purse laying around in a bar near us when you go to the bathroom).  Folks, it's all good!  And since it's Palm Springs ("God's Parking Lot") there's plenty of other bars where we can run our scams, lie to the tourists and hopefully chat up a stripper or two.  Speaking of that, it's time...

                                                  
Okay, so you be the judge, "Little Canada," right?                                           You gotta admit, this game is a blast!