WE REFUSE TO ANSWER THE QUESTION ON THE GROUNDS THAT WE DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER!
MONDAY - OH MY GOD! Usually it's both of us but today it's only Kevin here. I took Stacy to the Palm Springs plane station this morning so she could fly off somewhere I don't wanna be and visit relatives that don't wanna see me. Imagine if you will, me - Kevin - left on my own without adult supervision for two entire days! Is this gonna be fun or what! Okay, don't worry, our night school educated Public defender has cleared his calendar and Stacy sewed our bail bondsman's name in my underwear in the event of a body cavity search!
So let's see, how did the day start. You may not know this but our mobile home here in Palm Springs is a "Certified Wildlife Habitat." That's right folks, we offer sanctuary not only to down on their luck strippers but to little animals and birds as well! Don't tell Stacy but I've been waiting for her to leave for months - IT'S HUNTING SEASON! Come on, there are quail, doves and roadrunners (they taste like chicken!) constantly grazing within a few feet of our trailer. I picked off a dozen or so this morning and never left our deck. I would've shot a few waterfowl too but I didn't have this year's duck stamp on my Sara Palin hunting license. No sense pissing off the Fish & Game Department in addition to the Palm Springs Police.
By early afternoon I'd pretty much shot everything that moves within 100 yards of our trailer, including RaShawndra's pit bull, so I put my Daisy Red Rider BB gun away and turned to the internet for some wholesome fun. Did you know that 85% of all web content is porn or related to porn? I do! Is this a GREAT country or what? Let's just say that you pretty much know how I spent the afternoon. But now there's even more fun! It's Monday Night Football at the Indian Casino with $5 dollar pitchers of beer, a $5 dollar all-you-can-eat buffet and I sold two roadrunners to the trailer park manager for $10 bucks each so I am set...
Stacy was VERY concerned about leaving me alone! See, NOT KIDDING! We're actually certified at something!
It easy shooting when you're a Certified Wildlife Habitat! afternoon went pretty much as planned!
So let's see, how did the day start. You may not know this but our mobile home here in Palm Springs is a "Certified Wildlife Habitat." That's right folks, we offer sanctuary not only to down on their luck strippers but to little animals and birds as well! Don't tell Stacy but I've been waiting for her to leave for months - IT'S HUNTING SEASON! Come on, there are quail, doves and roadrunners (they taste like chicken!) constantly grazing within a few feet of our trailer. I picked off a dozen or so this morning and never left our deck. I would've shot a few waterfowl too but I didn't have this year's duck stamp on my Sara Palin hunting license. No sense pissing off the Fish & Game Department in addition to the Palm Springs Police.
By early afternoon I'd pretty much shot everything that moves within 100 yards of our trailer, including RaShawndra's pit bull, so I put my Daisy Red Rider BB gun away and turned to the internet for some wholesome fun. Did you know that 85% of all web content is porn or related to porn? I do! Is this a GREAT country or what? Let's just say that you pretty much know how I spent the afternoon. But now there's even more fun! It's Monday Night Football at the Indian Casino with $5 dollar pitchers of beer, a $5 dollar all-you-can-eat buffet and I sold two roadrunners to the trailer park manager for $10 bucks each so I am set...
Stacy was VERY concerned about leaving me alone! See, NOT KIDDING! We're actually certified at something!
It easy shooting when you're a Certified Wildlife Habitat! afternoon went pretty much as planned!
HAHA, And I was the one that got blammed for putting a "Virus" on your computer. Well you better start getting in shape cause you know we are going to be climbing the mountain!
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Unbelievable! We have never witnessed anything quite like this. This has got to be what it is like to be living in the land of the fruits and nuts. You are a couple of kooks and if you readers have never witnessed these two in action - look out! But you know what? We cannot help but love these two silly bastards.
guy and cary.
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Stacy should know better than to leave you to your vices! One can only imagine what trouble you will find without her restraint! And Its obvious that you are well on your way.
Just Sayin'
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WoW what have you been doing the last few days. I hope you didn't get evicted out of the trailer house!
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