OH YEAH - FRIDAY!  All systems go, go, GO!  There are times that we think life could get better, but then it usually does!  Like the time we wanted more beer but didn't have any money.  It wasn't a problem at all to follow a beer truck, set the driver up with a few free squeezers from RaShawndra and then reap the benefits by the keg full.  Of course her pimp was a little pissed at us but he got over it when we pointed out that it was the beer guy that got the squeezers, not us!  It's a crying shame that all those truck tires got slashed.

Anyway, we see our life getting even better in the VERY near future!  If you ever read the comments on our posts from other readers, you all know Guy & Cary ("we cannot help but love you").  They live in Wisconsin where Guy owns a furniture store (the 17th largest seller of Lazy Boy recliners in his county!) and now he's cooked up a deal to build a new trailer park out here in Palm Springs.  He's found some GREAT land (the Salton Sea ROCKS!), he got a GREAT deal on some FEMA trailers (a little asbestos never hurt anyone) and he's got plenty of GREAT furniture from that Green Bay Rent-to-Own store that he bought out of liquidation (a few cigarette burns on the sofa arms adds character).

So, how does this make our lives better?  One word - COMPETITION!  Right now we pay monthly space rent (or trade favors for it) and we pay (sometimes) on the sub-prime loan we have on our trailer.  Aside from Fannie Mae (isn't she a stripper over at the cowboy bar?) harassing us about delinquent loan payments (she always sounds like she's calling from India!) with Guy's deal we can reduce our space rent to ZERO!  That's right Baby!   To make his new trailer park look occupied, Guy will let us move our mobile home there rent free for six months.   Now of course we don't have the money to pay to have it moved, and we don't have a truck big enough to tow it, but those are just details I'm sure we can work out tonight after two or ten pitchers of beer...

      
Guy has the PERFECT spot out at the Salton Sea!                      He's also got GREAT furniture for the mobile homes!

      
Our current trailer park manager needs a competitive plan!         Guy says he'll be the king of trailer parks by 2012!