FOOTBALL PLAYERS ARE LIKE PROSTITUTES - THEY BOTH GET PAID TO RUIN THEIR BODIES FOR THE PLEASURE OF STRANGERS!
SUNDAY! Exactly how does it work? We started out Saturday afternoon with about half of our county assistance check still unspent (we got it Friday and cashed it at the RanchMart) and suddenly it's Sunday afternoon, we're laying on the sofa-sleeper watching football on TV with no money, no memory of what happened in between and rug burns on our knees, elbows and chins. It wouldn't be such a mystery (since we often loose entire days in a beer clouded haze) except we woke up to our dog chewing on an empty Thai takeout box and somebody's size XXL red thong.
Anyway, since we returned from the 2008 Riding4beer World Tour about a month ago we've pretty much stayed around the trailer park while we recovered from our 37,000 mile journey (it was also a condition of our bail not to leave the county). But with the careful use of antibiotics (Penicillin), pain killers (OxyCotin) and our night school educated Public Defender getting the terms of our bail modified, we're ready to start Riding4Beer again! Oh yeah, baby! We're taking the sideshow back on the road in a series of short journeys to unsuspecting communities around America with the 2008 Riding4Beer Fall Campaign!
That's right! Beginning in just a few days (after we get our next county check and our 'scripts refilled at the free clinic) we're packing our Hefty trash bags and heading out of Palm Springs for the first campaign stop. We figure if Candy McCain and his Alaskan squeeze can take short trips around the U.S., lie about their pasts and then run home to check on pregnant 17 year-olds, so can we (even though they're not our daughter!). The 2008 Riding4Beer Fall Campaign has begun and may be coming to city near you soon - now if we can just get the damn dog to quit chewing on that g-string...

Kevin's surgery will amaze airport security! We hope a few bags are delivered before the Campaign!

Stacy now regularly trolls the airport for dropped tickets! Our trailer park manager is begging us not to leave!
Anyway, since we returned from the 2008 Riding4beer World Tour about a month ago we've pretty much stayed around the trailer park while we recovered from our 37,000 mile journey (it was also a condition of our bail not to leave the county). But with the careful use of antibiotics (Penicillin), pain killers (OxyCotin) and our night school educated Public Defender getting the terms of our bail modified, we're ready to start Riding4Beer again! Oh yeah, baby! We're taking the sideshow back on the road in a series of short journeys to unsuspecting communities around America with the 2008 Riding4Beer Fall Campaign!
That's right! Beginning in just a few days (after we get our next county check and our 'scripts refilled at the free clinic) we're packing our Hefty trash bags and heading out of Palm Springs for the first campaign stop. We figure if Candy McCain and his Alaskan squeeze can take short trips around the U.S., lie about their pasts and then run home to check on pregnant 17 year-olds, so can we (even though they're not our daughter!). The 2008 Riding4Beer Fall Campaign has begun and may be coming to city near you soon - now if we can just get the damn dog to quit chewing on that g-string...
Kevin's surgery will amaze airport security! We hope a few bags are delivered before the Campaign!
Stacy now regularly trolls the airport for dropped tickets! Our trailer park manager is begging us not to leave!

Hey-somebody ought to explain to your Raiders that they need to score more than their opponent. Got to love the Eagles "D". ( Seemed like a slow news day in the trailer park).
Wendy and Ron
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NO, NO, NO, You two loonies are at it again! Hardly back at the trailer park a month and already talking of leaving.
Need I remind you that Marsha hasn't fully recovered from paying your rent-to-own payments from your last misadventure! AND you two are way behind on your Squeezer payments.
"Just saying"
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When you think you have seen it all these kooks come up with another one! Undeniably crazy people to scheme up all these things, but then again most of them are true! We cannot help but love you silly bastards.
guy and cary.
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