Wednesdays come and Wednesdays go - BUT HUMPDAYS LAST FOREVER!  Why do you think we didn't get a post up yesterday?  It was Humpday that's why, and we spent the whole day h_mping!  So now it's Thursday, which is Friday Eve, we still haven't packed for the start of the 2008 Riding4Beer Fall Campaign and we leave tomorrow on the first of many trips around America!  Okay, so we're not responsible - tell us something we haven't already heard from everyone since the third grade!

Look, our life is a pretty simple one.  We sleep, we _____, we eat, we drink (allot) and we travel around to try and get everyone else to do pretty much the same things.  Now we don't really care if they eat or sleep, but we are especially interested in getting them to drink and then maybe they'll _____!  We know its a simple plan, but we're pretty simple minded.  If we were in the business world (God forbid!) they'd say that we were "focused."  But we don't even have jobs at IHOP taking out the trash (they caught Kevin using the syrup caddy in an unusual way with the assistant night manager and fired them both!) so people say we're "simple," not "focused."

Anyway, tomorrow we're off to New Orleans and who knows what'll happen when we're in the only state that still uses the Napoleonic Code for law.  We may not have a grasp of the big picture (we're simple, remember?), but we do know a few things that'll probably happen.  We'll more than likely drink way too much beer on Bourbon Street, we'll more than likely end up in some dirty French Quarter bar filled with out-of-work strippers and pimps and we'll more than likely finish the night in the custody of the law enforcement community.  Again, it's a simple plan for simple people - we just hope it works...

NO PICS TODAY BECAUSE THE CAMERA BATTERY IS RECHARGING FOR THE CAMPAIGN TRIP, WE'RE LAZY, THE CAT ATE OUR HOMEWORK, WE'RE SIMPLE,  AND MOSTLY - WE'RE LIARS AND CAN'T BE TRUSTED!