WE ARE OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER BUT WAY TOO YOUNG TO RESIST!
How can it be Saturday already? Here's how - drunk Friday and Saturday is the day after that - it's not difficult! More importantly, it's the beginning of the 2008 Riding4Beer Fall Campaign! Yeah Baby, we know there's some other campaign going on with Obama-Rama and Candy McCain but ours involves bail not bailouts and jailbait not debates! Oh, and while we may try to get lucky with a hockey mom or two, we don't particularly like mouse hunting either!
Day One on the Riding4Beer campaign trail started in Palm Springs with a massive sendoff of one person at the plane station - our trailer park manager. He not only drove us there in his 1992 Buick Riviera (f'ing gas guzzler but totally cool!), he loaned us his camera bag (he likes to take "pictures" if you know what we mean) to use as a suitcase. It's plenty big enough since all we really travel with are our scripts from the free clinic and a pair of velcro "quick-release" ankle cuffs, although there wasn't room for us to bring thigh straps too.
Speaking of traveling, they sure get pissed off if you use a cell phone on an airplane. Stacy was right in the middle of a 900 number phone call (incoming - she earns extra money taking them a few hours a day as "Trixie the midget pixie") when the flight attendant (overweight, overpaid and with PMS) yanked it out of her hand. Trust us, if we could've got to those ankle cuffs she would have been down and bound like a mental patient off their meds. As it turned out no "air piracy" charges were filed against us, we landed safely in New Orleans and the Riding4Beer campaign begins...
PICS BABY! OH YOU BETCHA, LOTS OF PICS FROM THE RIDING4BEER CAMPAIGN TRAIL!
It should be bigger if we wanna bring thigh straps. She was just getting to the part about the edible garter belt!
Okay, you just gotta love New Orleans! Stacy bought the "family size" box of hand grenades!
Day One on the Riding4Beer campaign trail started in Palm Springs with a massive sendoff of one person at the plane station - our trailer park manager. He not only drove us there in his 1992 Buick Riviera (f'ing gas guzzler but totally cool!), he loaned us his camera bag (he likes to take "pictures" if you know what we mean) to use as a suitcase. It's plenty big enough since all we really travel with are our scripts from the free clinic and a pair of velcro "quick-release" ankle cuffs, although there wasn't room for us to bring thigh straps too.
Speaking of traveling, they sure get pissed off if you use a cell phone on an airplane. Stacy was right in the middle of a 900 number phone call (incoming - she earns extra money taking them a few hours a day as "Trixie the midget pixie") when the flight attendant (overweight, overpaid and with PMS) yanked it out of her hand. Trust us, if we could've got to those ankle cuffs she would have been down and bound like a mental patient off their meds. As it turned out no "air piracy" charges were filed against us, we landed safely in New Orleans and the Riding4Beer campaign begins...
PICS BABY! OH YOU BETCHA, LOTS OF PICS FROM THE RIDING4BEER CAMPAIGN TRAIL!
It should be bigger if we wanna bring thigh straps. She was just getting to the part about the edible garter belt!
Okay, you just gotta love New Orleans! Stacy bought the "family size" box of hand grenades!
My God they're lose again! With all the boarder patrol in California the silly bastards escaped again! Hide your cars and small furry animals! No pet is safe (especially gerbils)! We all can only hope that they will be caught in some sort of animal cruelty sting and be returned to California where they belong.
Keep smiling and have fun!
Wendy and Ron
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Here we go again - back at the circus, under the big top with these clowns entertaining us and putting on a show for law enforcement! We cannot help but love these two bozos, but we're not covering their bail this time! have a great weekend.
guy and cary.
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You know I told Ethel there was something wierd going on in the State. Now we know!
Just Sayin!
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Only you two loonies would find an ad for Hand Grenade condoms - and I'll bet you used 'em!
Just sayin....
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