SIXTY PERCENT OF THE TIME IT WORKS EVERYTIME!
TUESDAY in the land of New Orleans! That means that last night was Monday and that means MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL! When we're in Palm Springs we usually go to the Indian casino because they have $5 dollar pitchers of beer and a $5 dollar buffet for the game, but out here on the 2008 Riding4Beer Fall Campaign we have to improvise. It wasn't difficult - come on, we're on Bourbon Street - but there were just sooooo many choices!
As it turned out we slid into the Tropical Isle unrecognized (we've been thrown out and banned from there before all due to a BIG misunderstanding between us and the owner's 19 year old daughter) and were soon joined by Bob & Lee of local dog track and sports book fame. Things were going pretty well with cold beer and cheap hot wings until Bob suggested that we all head over to the Bamboo Spa and Massage Parlor for a table shower. We knew at that very instant that the evening would end with the involvement of the law enforcement community.
Look, we like a good squeezer as much as the next person, and we don't paying top dollar for decent massage that ends "happily" either, but a Table Shower? Okay, it's well known that Bob's been a guest of the Louisiana justice system until just recently, but what you may not know is that one of the conditions of his parole is that he not patronize certain types of establishments - LIKE F'ING MASSAGE PARLORS! Well, you can just imagine how the evening ended, but we had planned in advance for every contingency and our Public Defender had us arraigned and released in parish night court in time to get breakfast before the sun rose. "Table Shower?" Oh you betcha...
It was going GREAT until we all went for Table Showers! Kevin realized the sign was talking about him!
Trust us - your life will NEVER be the same! Bob & Lee are VERY experienced at the "perp walk."
As it turned out we slid into the Tropical Isle unrecognized (we've been thrown out and banned from there before all due to a BIG misunderstanding between us and the owner's 19 year old daughter) and were soon joined by Bob & Lee of local dog track and sports book fame. Things were going pretty well with cold beer and cheap hot wings until Bob suggested that we all head over to the Bamboo Spa and Massage Parlor for a table shower. We knew at that very instant that the evening would end with the involvement of the law enforcement community.
Look, we like a good squeezer as much as the next person, and we don't paying top dollar for decent massage that ends "happily" either, but a Table Shower? Okay, it's well known that Bob's been a guest of the Louisiana justice system until just recently, but what you may not know is that one of the conditions of his parole is that he not patronize certain types of establishments - LIKE F'ING MASSAGE PARLORS! Well, you can just imagine how the evening ended, but we had planned in advance for every contingency and our Public Defender had us arraigned and released in parish night court in time to get breakfast before the sun rose. "Table Shower?" Oh you betcha...
It was going GREAT until we all went for Table Showers! Kevin realized the sign was talking about him!
Trust us - your life will NEVER be the same! Bob & Lee are VERY experienced at the "perp walk."
Table shower? If its "OUT THERE" you loonies will find it. A Further explanation over a few (MANY) beers will be necessary!!!
Just sayin'....
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We would take a table shower, but our table does not fit in the shower you silly bastards ya! Did you have a happy ending when you took your table showers, ya crazies ya? Have lots of fun and remember, we cannot help but love you two loonie tunes.
guy and cary.
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