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KEVIN & STACY'S WORLWIDE ADVENTURES FOR BEER!: Monthly Archives for October 2008

DO YOU THINK THAT GHOSTS BELIEVE IN PEOPLE?

SAY IT WITH MEAT - NOBODY IS IMPRESSED WITH SALAD!

IF STUPID WAS A DRUG WE'D BE HIGH ALL THE TIME!

TWO OUT OF TEN PEOPLE WILL GO TO BED WITH YOU - THE OTHER EIGHT YOU HAVE TO ASK!

PEOPLE WILL FOLLOW US ANYWHERE - BUT IT'S ONLY OUT OF MORBID CURIOSITY!

YOU ONLY HAVE TO FOOL SOME OF THE PEOPLE SOME OF THE TIME TO MAKE A DAMN GOOD LIVING!

VOTE EARLY AND VOTE OFTEN - ITS THE AMERICAN WAY!

WE'RE NOT AS BAD AS PEOPLE SAY - WE'RE MUCH WORSE!

THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN TWO POINTS IS USUALLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION!

YOU'RE PROBABLY TRAILER TRASH IF YOUR FAMILY REUNION IS HELD AT A REST STOP!

IN PALM SPRINGS WE DON'T PLAY GOOSE GOOSE DUCK - WE PLAY GUESS THE MAGNITUDE!

IF VEGETARIANS EAT VEGETABLES, WHAT DO HUMANITARIANS EAT?

DANCING IS JUST A VERTICAL EXPRESSION OF A HORIZONTAL DESIRE!

WE APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR WHAT WILL HAPPEN LATER!

LIFE IS JUST A PARTY AND GOD IS THE DJ!

BANKS WILL ONLY LEND YOU MONEY WHEN YOU CAN PROVE YOU DON'T NEED IT!

WE THOUGHT "BAILOUT" WAS WHAT WE DID WHEN OUR BASSMASTER WAS TAKING ON WATER!

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