DANCING IS JUST A VERTICAL EXPRESSION OF A HORIZONTAL DESIRE!
MONDAY! Say "MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL!" Folks we need to go out to the Indian Casino tonight and catch up on our rest! It was Bike Weekend here in Palm Springs and over 10,000 (NOT KIDDING - count 'em!) motorcycle riders roared into town, parked their bikes on Palm Canyon Drive (Palm Canyon Drive, Baby!) and started drinking. Being good hosts (and local ambassadors of alcohol) we just had to join them all in at least one round each. We'll be getting our livers dry cleaned at the Betty Ford Clinic later today, but that's just a detail.
Let's just say that it was an action packed weekend and only now are we able to slow down and relax. We hosted a beer garden at our trailer park and quite honestly we did pretty damn good. In addition to telling our friends it was a pot-luck and then selling the beer they brought (nobody ever cooks in our trailer park) to out-of-town bikers for 4 bucks a can, we also traded a six pack with a stripper from Fontana for a quick "coovey" in back of the community room. We just gotta remember next time to either bring a big piece of cardboard from a refrigerator box or get the trailer park manager to cut down those damn weeds!
Out on Palm Canyon Drive (it's worth repeating - PALM CANYON DRIVE, BABY!) we met up with the Jagermeister girls right next to the Jesus Bikers truck. While Kevin copped a few quick feels (and got a free t-shirt!), Stacy went inside for a quick blessing and confessed her sins from behind the community room earlier (OH! You thought Kevin got the "coovey" from the stripper!). Since we'd been going non-stop for two days, Kevin decided rather than heading back to the trailer to shave he'd just get a facial waxing. Okay, that didn't turn out so well, but his new elephant man face sure scared the crap out of kids and got him more than one free round of beers just for telling the story. Speaking of stories, we're headed off to the Indian Casino for Monday Night Football and to meet up with that stripper from Glendale again - so tomorrow we should have plenty more to tell...
"THE" Palm Canyon Drive, BABY! Kevin and the Jagermeister Girls - Where's his left hand?
Stacy promised not to sin for at least another hour! Okay - it's sounds good, but it hurts like hell!
Let's just say that it was an action packed weekend and only now are we able to slow down and relax. We hosted a beer garden at our trailer park and quite honestly we did pretty damn good. In addition to telling our friends it was a pot-luck and then selling the beer they brought (nobody ever cooks in our trailer park) to out-of-town bikers for 4 bucks a can, we also traded a six pack with a stripper from Fontana for a quick "coovey" in back of the community room. We just gotta remember next time to either bring a big piece of cardboard from a refrigerator box or get the trailer park manager to cut down those damn weeds!
Out on Palm Canyon Drive (it's worth repeating - PALM CANYON DRIVE, BABY!) we met up with the Jagermeister girls right next to the Jesus Bikers truck. While Kevin copped a few quick feels (and got a free t-shirt!), Stacy went inside for a quick blessing and confessed her sins from behind the community room earlier (OH! You thought Kevin got the "coovey" from the stripper!). Since we'd been going non-stop for two days, Kevin decided rather than heading back to the trailer to shave he'd just get a facial waxing. Okay, that didn't turn out so well, but his new elephant man face sure scared the crap out of kids and got him more than one free round of beers just for telling the story. Speaking of stories, we're headed off to the Indian Casino for Monday Night Football and to meet up with that stripper from Glendale again - so tomorrow we should have plenty more to tell...
"THE" Palm Canyon Drive, BABY! Kevin and the Jagermeister Girls - Where's his left hand?
Stacy promised not to sin for at least another hour! Okay - it's sounds good, but it hurts like hell!
This is incredible! Never in our born days have we ever witnessed anything like you two. You're both like out of a fairy tale you silly bastards ya. We're sure glad that Stacy cleansed her sins and Kevin you should too you filthy pig you. Now tell us, what in the world is a "coovey" ya silly bastard ya? With all of the debauchery we cannot help but love you two! Have a great week.
guy and cary.
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