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KEVIN & STACY'S WORLWIDE ADVENTURES FOR BEER!: Monthly Archives for November 2008

COEXISTENCE IS WHAT A FARMER DOES WITH A TURKEY UNTIL THANKSGIVING DAY!

BEER COMES IN BOTTLES BECAUSE THEY ARE ALSO GOOD WEAPONS!

MIRICLE ON 34TH STREET IS GETTING A STRIPPER TO TAKE A CHECK!

JUST SEND US SOME MONEY - IT'S CHEAPER THAN HAVING US MOVE IN WITH YOU!

IT'S NOT THE CRIME - IT'S IF YOU GET CAUGHT!

WE'RE SO POOR WE PUT OUR OIL CHANGE ON LAY-AWAY!

LIFE IN THE FAST LANE REQUIRES LOTS OF GAS!

IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE DOG IN THE FIGHT - IT'S THE SIZE OF THE FIGHT IN THE DOG!

WE TURNED UP THE "BRIGHTNESS" ON OUR TV BUT WE'RE STILL NOT ANY SMARTER!

SOME THEY DO AND SOME THEY DON'T AND SOME YOU JUST CAN'T TELL!

WHEN IT COMES TO BEER DRINKING OUR POLICY IS "DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL!"

IT'S ONLY A HURRICANE IF THE TRAILER PARK GETS FLATTENED - OTHERWISE IT'S JUST A STRONG WIND!

EVEN "TOP" SOIL PRODUCES A FEW WEEDS!

NEWSPAPERS ARE NOTHING MORE THAN DEAD TREES WITH INFORMATION SMEARED ON THEM!

OUR MINDS AREN'T TWISTED - THEY'RE JUST BADLY SPRAINED!

CAN YOU IMAGINE A WORLD WITHOUT HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?

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