FRIDAY!  Thank you Jesus!  Well, actually "thank you Romans"  for inventing the calendar, but you get the point - WE'RE THANKFUL THAT IT'S FRIDAY!  Can you imagine what it was like before Fridays existed?  Okay, that's a bit toooooo "out there" to consider on a Friday so let's just get down to the business at hand.

Speaking of hands, do you wash yours after you...you know...ah...er....go to the bathroom?  Do you need too?  Did you get something on your hands in there? (potty humor!)   A recent study conducted by the Minnesota Department of Health (you should read their monthly newsletter - it's almost as good as X-Men comics!) found that only 60% of women and 30% of men wash their hands when done - YUK!   And they eat with those hands!

See, there are advantages besides free porn for using the internet.  Now you know not to EVER shake anyone's hand coming out of the bathroom.  Well, statistically you could shake every other women's hand, but you'd have to make sure that you started with the right one.  Look, all these statistics are very interesting, but here's one that you don't need the state of Minnesota to verify.  100% of every weekend we can be found drinking Budweiser - the King of Beers...

      
30% - Just like the grade on Kevin's GED exam!                           We're never decent and we're not common either!

       
We sure wish we'd seen this sign before....                                                            ...before Kevin left the bathroom!