SOME THEY DO AND SOME THEY DON'T AND SOME YOU JUST CAN'T TELL!
WEDNESDAY! HUMPDAY and the day after Veteran's Day. We always love Wednesdays for the h_mping that goes on, but we especially love this Wednesday because of our memories of Veteran's Day. It's not only a holiday (like we care about a day off from work since we don't have jobs!) but there's also a parade! We rolled off the sofa-sleeper a little after 1pm yesterday and walked down to Palm Canyon Drive (Yup! "THE" Palm Canyon Drive, Baby!) to get a front row spot. We had to push a few third graders out of the way but it's not like they haven't seen a parade before, right?
Anyway, it was all very exciting! In addition to all of the military folks marching and playing patriotic songs, there were groups of war veterans and several high school bands and cheerleaders. Look, if you do the math right and find one that was held back a grade in junior high school, there's always a cheerleader that's a senior and 18 years old. We do our part scouting for the local strip clubs and it usually gets us a restraining order, but sometimes our instincts are good and the payoff is immeasurable!
After the parade we retired to a local pub without arrest (first time in years!) and ordered up a few ice cold Budweisers (the "King of Beers" and sponsor of Riding4Beer!). While we had chatted up a few of the cheerleaders (and a song girl or two), none were willing to "expand" their earning capacity with a tax free cash revenue source a few nights a week. We did, however, hookup with one of their moms and a few test squeezers later we were all downing Buds and eating chili fries like old friends. We've said before, we love Veteran's Day...
Oh yeah! Formation flying right down Palm Canyon, baby! It's Palm Springs, why wouldn't Elvis lead the parade?
Nobody over 18 years old - Damn it! Talk about party animals - we ran up $300 bar tab with 'em!
Anyway, it was all very exciting! In addition to all of the military folks marching and playing patriotic songs, there were groups of war veterans and several high school bands and cheerleaders. Look, if you do the math right and find one that was held back a grade in junior high school, there's always a cheerleader that's a senior and 18 years old. We do our part scouting for the local strip clubs and it usually gets us a restraining order, but sometimes our instincts are good and the payoff is immeasurable!
After the parade we retired to a local pub without arrest (first time in years!) and ordered up a few ice cold Budweisers (the "King of Beers" and sponsor of Riding4Beer!). While we had chatted up a few of the cheerleaders (and a song girl or two), none were willing to "expand" their earning capacity with a tax free cash revenue source a few nights a week. We did, however, hookup with one of their moms and a few test squeezers later we were all downing Buds and eating chili fries like old friends. We've said before, we love Veteran's Day...
Oh yeah! Formation flying right down Palm Canyon, baby! It's Palm Springs, why wouldn't Elvis lead the parade?
Nobody over 18 years old - Damn it! Talk about party animals - we ran up $300 bar tab with 'em!
We see that you blocked out the faces of the cheerleaders. We would just like to enlighten the viewers as to your motivation for doing so. Its not to protect the innocent, as you would have us believe, but rather to comply with restrictions imposed by the court as a condition of probation resulting from your (who knew they needed to be 18) pedophile conviction!
Just Saying...
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Incredible! We have never witnessed anything quite like this. You both need to get back on your medications or you're going to end up getting back into some more trouble. No, that is pretty much an everyday occurance for you two. We thought you were supposed to be in the parade - oh we forgot - they do not allow clowns in the Veteran's Day parade. Remember, we cannot help but love you both- nutty as you two may be.
guy and cary.
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