GOOD PLANETS ARE HARD TO FIND!
MONDAY! Okay! Enough with the hate mail! We know that we didn't post anything on Saturday (drunk all day), or Sunday (football AND drunk all day), but now it's Monday and we have to sober up for Monday night football (yes, we'll be drunk again - deal with it!). Sooner or later we're either gonna run out of drinkin' money, be arrested for public intoxication or both. When that happens we're headin' back to Palm Springs but in the meantime New Orleans seems like the perfect place for us.
Saturday night we started out at the world famous Razoo's where the bouncers at the door have killed not one, but two drunk tourists in the past year (NOT KIDDING!). The good news is that we're not tourists! Also, the head of security, Charles, took a liking to Stacy after she gave him a few squeezers so we felt VERY safe. We start our evenings there because the $1 beers are 3-for-1 (yes that means $10 dollars buys 30 of them!). Anyway, after $30 or $40 bucks we figured that we'd had enough and wandered off into the night.
Sunday was another story. We settled into our reserved booth at the world famous Yo Momma's for the morning NFL game, the best burgers in the French Quarter and (of course) a few beers. By the time the second game rolled around we'd moved to our stools at the world famous Finnegan's Easy, and with takeout Chinese from the world famous Moonwalk Cafe, we enjoyed more freezing cold Budweisers (it's the "King of Beers" you know - and proud sponsor of Riding4Beer!) and planned for the night game. Okay, we don't really remember much about the night game, but we did wake up in our world famous rented room here in world famous New Orleans and as far as we can tell there are no outstanding felony arrest warrants. Folks, it's Monday and that means Monday Night Football. We'll be wandering the French Quarter looking for cheap beer and more than likely we'll end up somewhere that's world famous...

Charles handles security and Stacy! Hmmmmm, and this is why Stacy needs security!

Bourbon Street by day - the beer trucks on parade! Bourbon Street by night - (Stacy just before her arrest).
Saturday night we started out at the world famous Razoo's where the bouncers at the door have killed not one, but two drunk tourists in the past year (NOT KIDDING!). The good news is that we're not tourists! Also, the head of security, Charles, took a liking to Stacy after she gave him a few squeezers so we felt VERY safe. We start our evenings there because the $1 beers are 3-for-1 (yes that means $10 dollars buys 30 of them!). Anyway, after $30 or $40 bucks we figured that we'd had enough and wandered off into the night.
Sunday was another story. We settled into our reserved booth at the world famous Yo Momma's for the morning NFL game, the best burgers in the French Quarter and (of course) a few beers. By the time the second game rolled around we'd moved to our stools at the world famous Finnegan's Easy, and with takeout Chinese from the world famous Moonwalk Cafe, we enjoyed more freezing cold Budweisers (it's the "King of Beers" you know - and proud sponsor of Riding4Beer!) and planned for the night game. Okay, we don't really remember much about the night game, but we did wake up in our world famous rented room here in world famous New Orleans and as far as we can tell there are no outstanding felony arrest warrants. Folks, it's Monday and that means Monday Night Football. We'll be wandering the French Quarter looking for cheap beer and more than likely we'll end up somewhere that's world famous...
Charles handles security and Stacy! Hmmmmm, and this is why Stacy needs security!
Bourbon Street by day - the beer trucks on parade! Bourbon Street by night - (Stacy just before her arrest).

Isn't standing in front of a Coors truck violate some kind of contractual agreement.
Just Sayin!
(ed. note: We flattened the tires right after the picture was taken!)
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We would like to get involved with Stacy and the other two girls in the picture by providing security. We see you silly bastards are out partying in the Big Easy, drinking that refreshing Budweiser, the "King of Beers," yeah baby, the "King of Beers! We cannot help but love you two - have a party!
guy and cary.
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