MONDAY!  The cyber-attacks from Moldova notwithstanding (but continuing!) things are going pretty darn good here at the trailer park.  Actually, they're going GREAT if you count the time we spent last night as "practice bodies" for LaShawndra's massage therapist class (it's the G.I. Bill at work!).  Who knew that's what was meant by "deep tissue" massage?  The damn Buddhist instructor will probably never let us come back but most of the students in class now know what to do to REALLY earn big tips.

But there's more important news besides our happy ending massages.  Budweiser (remember, the "King of Beers?" - Sponsor of Riding4Beer!) left a message for us on the trailer park pay phone (our phone was disconnected - something about fraudulently signing up as "Lifeline" customers).  Anyway, when we returned their call they were REAL excited about the upcoming 2009 Riding4Beer Summer Tour  they're sponsoring and wanted to know all about our trip plans.  Uh oh!  Guess we need to plan something, huh?

This is where you come in!  As you know, in 2007 we rode our Harley around the perimeter (that means "edge") of  the United States and in 2008 we circled the world all by land.  Now in 2009 we figure it's "AMERICA FIRST" (yeah and "don't use drugs," "a mind is a terrible thing to waste,"  "use a gun go to prison," "and five dollar footlongs," blah, blah, blah).  We'll  be riding the Harley again around the good ol' U.S. of A., but what's the plan?  The purpose?  No perimeter ride this time (been there - done that) , but what about visiting every old west town, or following the length of the Mississippi River, or the Lewis & Clark Trail, or every trailer park on Route 66, or every strip club in cities beginning with a capital letter?  Look, we need a plan folks and we need it fast!  Help us out and post your suggestions - SERIOUSLY!  We could lose our funding from Budweiser if they find out we don't have a plan and then we'd be back to bumming free beers and defaulting on our sub-prime mobile home loan.  Trust us - it's cheaper to suggest a plan than it is to have us live with you...

      
This is just before the "deep tissue" part of the massage!             We had to wait over an hour to call Budweiser back!

                             
          Look, it doesn't have to fancy - we just need a plan!                  Okay, here's a hint - a motorcycle, all summer, USA!