EVERYONE IS OUT TO GET US BECAUSE WE'RE PARANOID!
FRIDAY! Oh yeah, baby - FRIDAY IN THE FRENCH QUARTER AT MARDI GRAS! After flying from Palm Springs a few days ago we're finally free (on our own recognizance) in New Orleans. Upon our arrival there were a few....ah....er....."issues" we needed to resolve with the Louisiana Criminal Justice System. Anyway, we saved two nights lodging expense courtesy of the Orleans Parish Jail, we made ALLOT of new friends and, thanks to Stacy meeting privately with the judge in his "chambers," all charges were dismissed! (Since it's the South they were dismissed "with prejudice," but whaddya expect? - they still think the Civil Rights Act of 1965 is just a guideline!)
Okay, back to Mardi Gras. It's normally pretty crazy here in the French Quarter but Mardi Gras is at a whole other level! Just imagine a million (yes, ONE F'ing MILLION!) folks, all drunk and all crammed into about 10 blocks. This is why we're so glad that we use Irish Spring! Oh, and it sure seems like people like to take their clothes off in public- even though it's freezing. Now don't get us wrong, we don't mind - as a matter of fact the cold sorta enhances certain bead gathering body parts (wink, wink).
Folks, there's only one way this is gonna end and we all can see it coming. The good news is that Stacy "prepaid" the judge so when we're arrested (again) we should be back out within hours. The Riding4Beer Mardi Gras Tour (sponsored by the always-proud Budweiser!) will keep rolling in spite of the Louisiana justice system. Look, if they can ignore the Civil Rights Act we can ignore the Mann Act (Goggle it if ya didn't attend Yale Law School!). In the meantime, there's plenty of cheap, ice cold Budweiser just waiting for us, and...
Who knew that "borrowing" a street sign was a felony? Stacy started earning beads the minute she was out on bail!
We met up with some old jail friends at Walmart buying beer! Stacy immediately began taste testing!
Okay, back to Mardi Gras. It's normally pretty crazy here in the French Quarter but Mardi Gras is at a whole other level! Just imagine a million (yes, ONE F'ing MILLION!) folks, all drunk and all crammed into about 10 blocks. This is why we're so glad that we use Irish Spring! Oh, and it sure seems like people like to take their clothes off in public- even though it's freezing. Now don't get us wrong, we don't mind - as a matter of fact the cold sorta enhances certain bead gathering body parts (wink, wink).
Folks, there's only one way this is gonna end and we all can see it coming. The good news is that Stacy "prepaid" the judge so when we're arrested (again) we should be back out within hours. The Riding4Beer Mardi Gras Tour (sponsored by the always-proud Budweiser!) will keep rolling in spite of the Louisiana justice system. Look, if they can ignore the Civil Rights Act we can ignore the Mann Act (Goggle it if ya didn't attend Yale Law School!). In the meantime, there's plenty of cheap, ice cold Budweiser just waiting for us, and...
Who knew that "borrowing" a street sign was a felony? Stacy started earning beads the minute she was out on bail!
We met up with some old jail friends at Walmart buying beer! Stacy immediately began taste testing!
Ah Kevin - where would you be without the lovely and talented Stacy? She arranges bail, gathers trinkets to trade with the locals, taste tests your food and drink so you have no fear of getting sick. She probably even uses the Tide Stick for you. Its good to be King!
Keep smiling (flashing) and have fun!
Wendy and Ron
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Oh for God sakes! You people are back at it again in a drunking stuper. It just does not end - all of this Budweiser, beads, and boobies. We cannot take it any longer. All that I can tell you is that we can't compete with your lifestyle up here in Wisconsin. You know what I have to do now while you two are drinking delicious Budweiser and carousing around town? I have to go outside and snowblow because we got another 5 f-ing inches of snow ya silly bastards! Remember this, and say it with us, we cannot help but love you two. Have a great Mardi Gras.
guy and cary.
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