RELAX - IT ONLY COSTS TWO TOKENS & YOU WON'T NEED ANTIBIOTICS!
WEDNESDAY! HUMPDAY! You all know what that means - it's halfway through the week, we're over the "hump" and it's a GREAT day to hu_p! We've been remiss (if you don't have a GED like us, that means not as good as we should have been) lately and haven't posted everyday. We'd like to say there was a good reason for our oversight - like our pirated internet connection was discovered, or they quit letting us use the computer in the children's book section of the public library - but it's really nothing like that. Basically, it's just because our life has been NORMAL! UGH! Who wants to read about that? (rhetorical question - that means you don't have to answer it).
Well, after a few days of lying around the trailer watching Oprah and eating left over Hamburger Helper (double Chili-Mac flavor) we decided to do something about it. We're usually victims (we have a "victim mentality"), but this time we realized that if fun wasn't gonna come to us, we'd go to the fun! That's right, we hopped in the ol' 1986 Taurus wagon (chick-mobile) and headed straight to the video arcade. Talk about a blast! We got the $10 dollar "fun-pak" of tokens and had the time of our lives.
Oh, but it gets better. It seems that a few out of work...ah...er...."adult entertainers" had the same idea! Their lives were dragging just like ours (probably because of their concern over the macroeconomic effects on aggregate demand due to the Keynesian attributes in the stimulus/bailout legislation). Anyway, we all agreed that while riding the bucking pony or the flying elephant were fun, it would probably be more fun for all of us to kick back with a 24-pak of Budweiser in our trailer and watch some internet porn. Did someone say, "bucking pony?" That's one of our favorites if you know what we mean...
Ever play strip air hockey? Wanna learn? Stacy said the motion reminded her of......
Come on girls! Let's go ride the pony! OK, it wasn't what we had in mind but it only cost 2 tokens!
Well, after a few days of lying around the trailer watching Oprah and eating left over Hamburger Helper (double Chili-Mac flavor) we decided to do something about it. We're usually victims (we have a "victim mentality"), but this time we realized that if fun wasn't gonna come to us, we'd go to the fun! That's right, we hopped in the ol' 1986 Taurus wagon (chick-mobile) and headed straight to the video arcade. Talk about a blast! We got the $10 dollar "fun-pak" of tokens and had the time of our lives.
Oh, but it gets better. It seems that a few out of work...ah...er...."adult entertainers" had the same idea! Their lives were dragging just like ours (probably because of their concern over the macroeconomic effects on aggregate demand due to the Keynesian attributes in the stimulus/bailout legislation). Anyway, we all agreed that while riding the bucking pony or the flying elephant were fun, it would probably be more fun for all of us to kick back with a 24-pak of Budweiser in our trailer and watch some internet porn. Did someone say, "bucking pony?" That's one of our favorites if you know what we mean...
Ever play strip air hockey? Wanna learn? Stacy said the motion reminded her of......
Come on girls! Let's go ride the pony! OK, it wasn't what we had in mind but it only cost 2 tokens!
Talk about stimulating - we mean stimulus - those lovely ladies would be fun to take on any pony ride. How is the weather out there you silly bastards ya? We just had a heat wave yesterday - it was in the 40s. We are so f-ing tired of the snow, although i do love running my Honda snowblower.. Gotta go now. I have to sell some furniture so I can afford more of that refreshing Budweiser. Remember this always, we cannot help but love you both. Have fun in the sun.
guy and cary.
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