MONDAY!  It's the start of another week, but not a weak week, it's a STRONG week!  And today isn't just ANY Monday, it's St. Patrick's Day Eve!  Okay, the whole green thing is a bit overblown, and last year Kevin did get arrested for sexually assaulting a leprechaun, but you gotta admit the Irish had it right when they dedicated an entire holiday just to drinking.  It's surprising that Hallmark hasn't come up with greeting cards encouraging people to get drunk every April 17th.

Speaking of getting drunk - NEVER shop for a new mattress when you've had a few beers.  First, every bed feels good after a 12-pak (you all know what we mean!).  Second, you can't remember the difference between a "California King" and an "Eastern King."   Hell, we thought Arnold Schwarzenegger was a California King and Obama-Rama was an Eastern King - but honestly that question was never on our GED exam.  Finally, if you've been drinking, you'll have an uncontrollable urge to rip off those tags that say, "DO NOT REMOVE UNDER PENALTY OF LAW."

Let's just say that we're glad tomorrow is St. Patrick's Day.  We have a new bed and a GREAT chance to use it all day.  We can start drinking green beer (Budweiser, the "King of Beers" and sponsor of Riding4Beer) first thing in the morning and not worry about spilling it since we paid extra for the "Stain Guard" treatment on the mattress.  Actually, if we would have had that on the last bed we wouldn't have needed a new mattress, but why live in the past?  Besides, who knew that a gallon of Mazola Corn Oil would ruin a mattress...

      
What about truth in advertising?  Where are the banners?                   Oh, like another felony arrest is gonna matter?

               
Who knew that a gallon of Mazola would ruin a mattress?                     Look!  It's the "California King" of Mazola!