WE ALL LIE SO WHO CARES ABOUT ST. PATRICK'S TALES?
TUESDAY! ST. PATRICK'S DAY! Wholly cow, it's our favorite day of the year! Look, you all know we don't normally like Tuesdays, but this Tuesday is a wee bit different. It's St. Patrick's Day and that means it's okay to drink non-stop pretty much all day. We've been at it since yesterday when we started celebrating at midnight (actually 11:30) - and the good news is tonight will flow right into Wednesday - which is Humpday and one of our favorite days every week!
But first let's clear the air on this whole "legend of Saint Patrick." It's all a lie, but so was most of our public school education (in third grade we were told that Pluto was a planet, that Thomas Jefferson was a "good guy" - even though he fathered illegitimate children with slaves, and that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone). Folks, St. Patrick wasn't Irish (born in Scotland) and he didn't lead the snakes off the island (there were no snakes on the island to begin with - not their natural habitat). But who cares? We still get to drink don't we?
We love Saint Patrick for the party atmosphere he's brought into our lives once a year. Actually, it's because of him that we have adopted another saint as our own - Saint Jude! Oh, you don't know about the patron saint of lost causes? We don't know that much either, but anyone that looks out for people like us (lost causes) has gotta be okay. Let's just say that with St. Patrick leading the way to the bar and St. Jude looking out for us driving home we're gonna keep that green beer (Budweiser of course - the proud sponsor of Riding4Beer!) flowing like water...
SORRY - NO PICS TODAY - DAMN BARTENDER BROKE OUR CAMERA AFTER WE TOOK COMPROMISING PHOTOS HER!
But first let's clear the air on this whole "legend of Saint Patrick." It's all a lie, but so was most of our public school education (in third grade we were told that Pluto was a planet, that Thomas Jefferson was a "good guy" - even though he fathered illegitimate children with slaves, and that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone). Folks, St. Patrick wasn't Irish (born in Scotland) and he didn't lead the snakes off the island (there were no snakes on the island to begin with - not their natural habitat). But who cares? We still get to drink don't we?
We love Saint Patrick for the party atmosphere he's brought into our lives once a year. Actually, it's because of him that we have adopted another saint as our own - Saint Jude! Oh, you don't know about the patron saint of lost causes? We don't know that much either, but anyone that looks out for people like us (lost causes) has gotta be okay. Let's just say that with St. Patrick leading the way to the bar and St. Jude looking out for us driving home we're gonna keep that green beer (Budweiser of course - the proud sponsor of Riding4Beer!) flowing like water...
SORRY - NO PICS TODAY - DAMN BARTENDER BROKE OUR CAMERA AFTER WE TOOK COMPROMISING PHOTOS HER!

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