FRIDAY!  HOLA!  (that's Spanish for "bonjour!").  You've finally caught up with us - now it's the weekend for all of you working folks too!  Look, we appreciate all the effort you put in at that shi_ty job you have, but we especially appreciate all the taxes you pay so we can stay on public assistance (with 5 social security numbers, getting 5 checks - YEAH BABY!).

Anyway, it's officially the weekend for EVERYBODY and definitely time to go out and enjoy a little of that good 'ol American capitalism.  We started the day with a trip to our favorite department store - Walmart.  Yeah, Macy's is ok and Nordstroms is acceptable, but neither of them sell beer by the case or ammo.  And, if they're supposed to be so high class then why don't they have a greeter at the front door?  Everybody makes fun of Walmart, but where else can you get a pre-paid phone card, some REALLY NICE lingerie and brand new fishing tackle all under one roof and be out the door for less than 20 bucks?

The important thing when shopping is to get value for your dollar (or in our case other people's dollars).  The Riding4Beer American Magical Mystery Tour starts in just a little over a month, and while we plan on staying with folks like you most of the trip, we may have to spring for an EconoLodge here or there.  Now we're not saying (yes we are) that our financial situation would be improved if more of you stepped up and volunteered your home for us to stay a night or two (in your room - you can sleep on the couch for guests like us), but think about it while we step out for a few (or more) ice cold Budweisers...

      
      She's not kickin' back living just on Social Security!               We thought the greeters were supposed to stop this sh_t!

      
         Best part about Walmart?  It's NEVER crowded!                   Is that a rhetorical question or can we really answer it?