MONDAY!  We did it and since you're reading this so did you!  We ALL survived the weekend and now live in expectation of the next one.  The countdown to next weekend is matched in all our lives with the countdown to the Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour (sponsored by Budweiser and beginning May 23).  Time is flying by and in just about four weeks (assuming our parole officer signs the papers) we'll be on the Harley riding the highways of America for three months, terrorizing new communities and staying with many of you.

Over the past few days we've featured some of the people (that aren't under indictment) who have volunteered to host us in various parts of the country and the list just keeps growing.  This weekend we finalized the details with several other fine (read "sick") folks and today we can now "out" more foolish people that are helping us pull this off.  It's important for all of you to remember this is a "group adventure" (we read about "group adventures" in Penthouse Letters) and it doesn't really work if we can't all share in the experience (and especially share in your beer and food). 

Look, we know we have a sponsor (Budweiser - God bless 'em!), and we know they write us checks to take these adventures, but we'd rather save that money for strip clubs and internet porn instead of wasting it on classy motel rooms (like Econolodge) and expensive food (like Waffle House).  Besides, it's a lot harder for law enforcement to find us when we're staying in people's houses - motel front desk clerks always give us up!  With just four weeks to go there's not much time left, but it's still enough for you to volunteer (post below or email us), let us drink your beer (Budweiser we hope), eat your frozen pizza rolls (you know you have some!) and sleep in your bed (while you struggle with the sofa-sleeper).  Just think, you could tell your grandchildren, "Riding4Beer slept here"...

      
           Wendy & Ron - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania                                       Jean & Larry - Glenwood, Minnesota
     Northeast Tri-State Senior Regional Beer Managers             Upper Midwest Sr. Vice Presidents & Captains of Destiny

      
                   Becky & Rick - Jacksonville, Florida                                          Marsha & Lowell - Palm Springs, California
 South Coast Managers & Sr. Cuban Immigration Officers        Trip General Managers & Directors of Homeland Security