TUESDAY!  Tick-Tock!  Time is flying by and the Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour (say it with us - "sponsored by Budweiser!") is rapidly approaching.  We began working on more trip details first thing this morning after we got up around 1pm or so.  As you know, we'll begin the 15,000 mile odyssey in Palm Springs, but it will take us to weird places all over the United States.  And while we NEVER travel with a definite plan (planning is for people that are anal - and not the good kind of anal either!), we do have "rough" estimates of when we should be in general areas of the country.

Realize that a lot of things can happen on a trip of this type (like arrest), so the dates and places on the map below are just guidelines.  They're sorta like not having sex with strangers - that's a "guideline," not a "rule."   We could run into a stretch of bad weather that requires us to ride slower, or in a totally different direction.  We could hear about a great strip club and ride 500 miles out of our way.  Or basically, we could just plop our tired asses down in your front room and stay a few weeks - or at least until the beer runs out.

Folks, we know you're all curious when we'll be in your area (mostly so you can contact law enforcement), and the map below is an attempt to do just that.  Now relax - take a hot bath, light some candles -  it'll all be as smooth as a baby seal.  We'll post everyday on this website while we're on the road (unless we're too hungover, or there's no wireless internet in the jail we're locked up in) so you can gauge our progress.  In the meantime, sign your kids up for camp and get them safely out of the house, get your couch and carpet treated with ScotchGuard and DEFINITELY stock up on beer and empty carb snacks....