THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GENIUS AND STUPIDITY IS THAT IN OUR CASE GENIUS DEFINITELY HAS ITS LIMITS!
THURSDAY! FRIDAY EVE! The weekend is here and it's just in time. We've been working pretty hard this week on the upcoming Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour (with our sponsor Budweiser writing the checks!) and it's time for a break. We've been up before noon every day (except Monday and yesterday and Tuesday), we've easily spent several hours a day doing research on the internet (and not only on porn sites) and we haven't watched Oprah once (because it was Gary Busey week on the Lifetime Channel).
Folks, we're into the final countdown! The official start date of the Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour (when you hear that, think BUDWEISER, our sponsor) is May 23 and today is April 23. THAT'S EXACTLY ONE MONTH TO GO! And, with all of the excitement surrounding the countdown, major media requests have been coming at us like spyder monkeys on sterno! The Penny Saver wanted to do a feature on everything we've bought from their Dollar Classifieds. The local cable access channel wanted us to show how to change the oil on a Harley V-Twin 88 on their show "Midnight with Mr. Mitch." You just can't buy publicity like this!
The deal is, we're not really public people. That's why we have a website detailing everything that happens to us - we don't have to interact with anyone face-to-face. We lead quiet, reserved and actually quite boring lives - except when we're awake, or sleeping. All of this attention has caught us somewhat by surprise. It seems like suddenly everyone has something to say about us and about the Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour. Well, we have something to say back - KEEP IT UP, WE'RE PUBLICITY WHORES AND BUDWEISER PAYS US BY THE WEBSITE CLICK!...
WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT THE RIDING4BEER MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR
BRAIN WILLIAMS - NBC NEWS PARIS HILTON - BITCH JAY LENO - THE TONIGHT SHOW
"We will cover the entire Riding4Beer "Oh, do you have to use a computer " Kevin and Stacy who?"
story. Something this stupid deserves to follow the trip? If I can't use my
national attention." fame or my vagina then I don't know."
KEN - STACY'S UNCLE JACKIE - KEVIN'S AUNT
"Stacy was such a cute little girl. I remember she always "Kevin was the nicest boy. I don't know what happened
went to church and wanted to be a librarian when she grew to him. Maybe he just fell in with a bad crowd. I'm glad
up. It's a god damned shame the way she's wasted her life." his mother is not around to see this sh_t!"
I'm Jay Leno's producer and you quoted him out of context. Of course he knows who Kevin & Stacy are. Kevin is Kevin Eubanks, his band leader on the tonight show, and Stacy is that weird chick that hangs around backstage trying to get into Kevin's dressing room.
Gary Spivak
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This is your Aunt Jackie. You used my picture without permission and I'm gonna sue your asses into oblivion!
Love,
Aunt Jackie
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This is all B.S. I'm Stacy's brother and I don't remember her ever going to church. I do remember her hurting small animals and using a magnifier glass on ants - but that's when she was in high school.
Alan
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This is incredible! Never has the internet seen anything like this. Kevin and Stacy are totally off the charts with this Budweiser Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour. This is going too far. These two need some help of any kind - especially the money kind! We are taking up a fund for these people. We will stop at two hundred thousand - that should hold them for awhile. Remember this you silly bastards, we cannot help but love you two. Happy trails.
guy and cary.
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Riding for beer.. Great Innovation provided you don't mix the two at the same time!!Traffic Officers wouldn't take to kindly to that eh!!
Great idea and one I can identify with I did something very similar in Germany about 15 years ago.
Anyway best of luck on your travels I hope everything goes well and if you ever feel the need to 'spread your wings' then fly your Harley over the pond to good old England home of real beer and do a tour around the UK. Great Scenery, great material for blogging great beer what more could you want?
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well helloooooo there mister Kevin and miss Tasty Stacy!!!! Im' soooo not on here like you promised what's up with leavin' your fave HOOTERS girl out to dry like that???
Ed. Note: Yes you are - look at the next day's post. Just Sayin'
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