SATURDAY!  It's an absolute shame that you all can't be here enjoying San Antonio with us.  Let's see, there was the $200 bar tab at Hooters last night, there was the body cavity search when we drove through the sobriety checkpoint and then there's the ever so slight pounding in our heads this morning.  Look, we know we have a problem with "boundaries,"  you don't have to sound like our therapist., but since we're not riding the bike anywhere for a few days we decided we could have a beer or fifty.

As a reminder, we're staying here in San Antonio with our good friends Ramon & Gloria.  Look, we know the last time we stayed here there was that whole restraining order "thing," but that's all been worked out and their dog is safely boarded in kennel for the next few days.  Besides, it's not like the dog was an innocent victim the way it was dressed.  Anyway, why live in the past when all it contains is process servers, court appearances and 72 hour "psych holds."

Folks, make no mistake about it - we're in San Antonio, Texas and here Ramon & Gloria own the town.  For example, last night we were questioned by members of the law enforcement community regarding our beer consumption before driving home from Hooters.  One quick wink from Ramon to the officer in charge (and a comment about how big his nightstick was) and we were on our way.  Now of course Ramon has to call the cop later, but hey, it's better than getting a point on your driving record, right?  Look, we know we're only one week into the Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour (sponsored by those understanding folks at Budweiser) but it just keeps getting crazier and crazier.  Hmmmmm, don't you wonder what'll happen tomorrow?...

      
   Stacy had to show her ID!  She now LOVES the clerk!              Ramon & Stacy & Gloria decided on just beer - no wings!

      
Kevin wore a disguise at the sobriety checkpoint - it worked!             Ramon got ready to go meet the cop for a drink!