WEDNESDAY!  HUMPDAY!  Oh yeah! - this is what we all live for!  It's half-way through the week (we're "over the hump") and since it's called HumpDay, we ALL get to hu_mp, right?  WRONG!  You have to realize that while you all get to go to work everyday in a nice, cool air-conditioned office where there's no stress and your boss is wonderful (and hot looking!), we don't have full-time employment (never have) so we just do odd jobs in the trailer park for walking around money.  That means OUTSIDE JOBS, in a desert, in 120 degree heat for pocket change!

Today, we cleared out a bunch of junk from in back of our trailer that's been slowly decaying in the desert sun - old broken window frames (from when the ATF busted into our doublewide), a dead palm tree (from where we dump the oil when we change it on our Harley) and a bunch of other sh_t that all has a stories, but our Public Defender says we shouldn't tell 'em.  Anyway, we borrowed the "community " pickup truck (1984 Chevy Scottsdale, Baby!) from the Palm Canyon RoadHouse (Yup, "THE" Palm Canyon Roadhouse on Palm Canyon Drive, Baby!), loaded it up and headed for the city dump.

Okay, "city" dump is sort of the wrong word to describe this hell on earth.  It's way and the f_ck out in the desert on top of some giant sand dune where you have to pay a small fortune to leave your stuff for them to grind up and sell as bio-fuel (whatever that is!).  Anyway, we figured since one sand dune is as good as another, why drive all the way out there and fork over our hard earned cash just so they could resell our crap as fuel to some Al Gore loving Hybrid driver!   Now it's not like we just dumped our crap on the side of the road (we did).  There was already some old appliances laying around, a bunch of empty beer bottles and a pair of ripped panties where we unloaded our sh_t..  Besides, it was hard not to stop with that yellow "CRIME SCENE" tape circling everything.  Folks, it was a long, hot dusty day, but now our trailer space looks GREAT, all the evidence from our past "issues" is safely stored at another crime scene and it's time to hydrate with a few beers - a few cases of beers that is!...

      
       They even put up signs to rimind you what to do!                              1984 Cevy Scottsdale - OH YEAH, BABY!

      
  They'll never notice the small scratch on the windshield!             Yeah, but it doesn't say, "START LEGAL DUMPING!"