TUESDAY!  Yup, it's the wasted day of the week.  It's not any of the "good" days - like Monday (football), or Thursday (Friday Eve), or even Sunday (no lines at the adult video store because most of the customers are in church).  Look, the only thing really going for Tuesday is that it's Humpday Eve - and everybody loves Wednesday/Humpday, right?  Look, Tuesdays aren't good for much of anything, so why not be sick?

NOT KIDDING here folks, Kevin is taking Cipro for - get this - an elbow infection!  It's laughable except for the fact his elbow looks like a grapefruit - the doctor thinks it's a "repetitive motion injury" - hmmmm, wonder how that happened?  Anyway, when you read the pamphlet that comes with Cipro it could be used (on Kevin) for so many better infections - like treating cervical gonorreah, or even anthrax (sure hope he never gets that again!) - but an elbow infection?  We know this probably is too much information, but if you can't  talk about funny looking body parts what's the joy in getting a script filled at the Free Clinic for 100 Cipro tabs? (Only need 20 for the elbow and the street value is about $3 bucks a pill - or so we're told).

Who knew there was an "after" market in antibiotics?  Now obviously it's not so good for things like amoxicillian (great tasting pink liquid for ear infections), but Cipro (the universal strongest sh_t available) brings home some serious back-alley bucks!  And we all need a little extra cashola since times are tough, right?  Besides, we guaranty the money we earn on the pills will be put right back to work in the economy - on beer and probably tonight! - and you thought we didn't believe in trickle-down economics...

      
These little babies are the start of some serious cashflow!        Just what sort of repetitive motion causes this Bullsh_t!